SATURDAY, JANUARY 30, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (JANUARY 25), in our Special “For the Feminists” E-dition, The Blower said, “A Big Hand For Our Little Ladies!”
In our “Politically Incorrect News” E-dition, The Blower said, “Guaranteed To Offend!”
In our “Fools For Schools” E-dition, The Blower said, “For Increasing Their Taxes!”
And in our “Opposite Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “It really gets confusing when you use sarcasm!”
TUESDAY (JANUARY 26), in our Special “Obama-Reagan Comparisons” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, The Blower said “Liberals keep trying to win one FROM the Gipper!”
In our Another “Political Postery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Adding Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Obama Bashing!”
In our “Iowa Caucus Campaign” E-dition, The Blower said, “With Only Six More Days To Go
In our Another “Iowa Caucus Campaign” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Trying To Understand the Caucus System!”
And in our More “Obama Reagan Contrasts” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Not Even Close!”
WEDNESDAY (JANUARY 27), in our “Iowa Caucus Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “With Only Five More Days To Go”
In our “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo,” The Blower said, “Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin”
From The Whistleblower Archives, The Blower said, Edition #35 (published on January 29, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. That Week’s “Really Big Story” was all about that “Patriot Missile Protecting Cincinnati” during the Gulf War. The Top Ten List was the Top Ten Reasons most Americans had gotten tired of the war in only 13 days, the Pentagon said Borgman’s cartoon was treason, and WLW Radio Trash Talkers Bill Cunningham was claiming he was NOT a Draft Dodger.
In our “Plagiarized Prose” E-dition, The Blower was “Here’s Something We Filched From “College Humor Today”
And in Another “Really Easy Prediction” E-dition, The Blower said, “And Some People Actually Wonder How We Do It”
THURSDAY (JANUARY 28), in our Another “Iowa Caucus Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “With Only Four More Days To Go!”
In our “Whistleblower War On Women” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Not Like She’s Really A Bimbo Or Something”
In our “Tonight’s Trumpless Debate” E-dition, The Blower said Is This Great Political Theater, Or What?”
And in our “Avoiding Political Ambushes” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Just Another Reason To Boycott Tonight’s Debate!”
And in our “Political Punch Lines” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!”
FRIDAY (JANUARY 29 in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other Matt Drudge, publisher of the Drudge Report, who now appears to be following The Blower’s suggestion to ask his readers “Who Is Your Presidential Pick For President,” instead of the totally meaningless question “Who Do You Think Won The Debate.”
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, this week, everybody who thinks Groundhog Day proves just how easily fat TV weathermen who grope fellow employees can be replaced by furry rodents, twittered an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is our own Linda Libel, since Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane took our longtime Whistleblower gossip columnist to that Groundhog Day party where she first met her husband (winner of the Groundhog Lookalike Contest, and in all those years since, Linda still hasn’t forgiven us.) Linda wins a “Got Beaver?” T-shirt, a recipe for delicious Groundhog Stew, and an x-rated video depicting the mating habits of over-sexed Groundhogs. 
In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our “Edumcation Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Kids Write The Darndest Things!”
In our Another “Muckraker Memo” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Muck Stops Here”
And in our Another “Iowa Caucus Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Only Have Three More Days To Go!”
SATURDAY (JANUARY 30) in our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower said: “These people represent what’s Right With America. Please Share Your Real American Hero Stories.”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower showed you “Trumph’s Triumph!”
In our “Facebook Framus” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Just Figured Out What To Count!”
In our “Seediest Kid Of All” E-dition, The Blower said, “Today, Schnozzy Heimlich Is The Seediest Kid Of All!”
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And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
