Daily Archives: January 26, 2016

More “Obama Reagan Contrasts” E-dition



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image005image004Can you believe February 6 is Ronald Reagan’s Birthday, the Holiest Day of the Year for all Conservatives in America? And all those other so-called Conservative publications and web pages are already exploiting The Gipper to increase their circulations and sell their crappy products. Whistleblower Presidential Historian Dorian Grady

image005Liberals will be exploiting Reagan, too, trying to compare Obama with The Gipper. Remember when we attempted to portray Obama as the successor to the greatest Republican president of the 20th century and enlarged his picture so he’d look taller than Reagan on our front cover? —Time Magazine

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image005That’s why we chose Ronald Reagan’s “Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it image007bears a very close resemblance to the first.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image005On this date in 1888, the National Geographic Society was founded in Washington, D.C., and Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says people have been looking at pictures of Obama’s relatives with really saggy breasts in doctors’ offices ever since. —Hurley the Historian

image005Heck, I even had a press conference with a lady reporter like that who eats her Cheerio’s in a bathtub while she’s in it, just so I could look presidential. —Obama  

image005What do you think would happen if I sat out Thursday’s Republican presidential debate in Iowa just days before the caucuses there? —Billionaire Front Runner Donald Trump

image005Do you think Trump is afraid to face me? —Ohio Governor John Kasich, Running for President of New Hampshire

image005I can’t believe John Kasich is ahead of me in the polls. —Bluegrass Senator Rand Paul

image005That’s why I filed as a DemocRAT to run against him in November. —Lexington Mayor Jim Gray

image005Did you see where we predicted Bernie Sanders only has an 18% chance to win the Republican nomination? —CNN News 

image005image009Do you think Clermont County Republicans will forget to have that meeting to “un-endorse me?” —“Podiatrist/Congressman Brad Wenstrup

image005Please tell your readers to have a lot of extra cash in their checking accounts next Monday to cover those humongous checks they’ll have to write to pay their Jacked-Up Hamilton County Real Estate Taxes. —Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering

image005When residents see how much more they’re paying for school taxes this time, do you think they’ll be wondering how their money’s being misspent? —Self  Proclaimed School Czar Randy Smith.

image005Northern Kentucky Incumbents not running unopposed want to make sure The Blower gives their primary opponents a lot of publicity between now and the May 17 Primary. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image005Are you sure the Bengals aren’t playing this weekend?—“Trish the Dish,” Channel 19 Newsimage006

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image015PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only 643 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.image006

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Sometimes The Blower ridicules Disingenuous DemocRATS who try to compare Obama to Ronald Reagan to show that such stupidity is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to everybody except a Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press. image014

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Norman Rockwell "Triple Self-Portrait" Oil on canvas "Saturday Evening Post" cover, February 13, 1960

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