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TUESDAY, AUGUST 21, 2018

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(TV News: Obsessed by Russia, But No Time for Mueller’s Controversies)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 23 77 MORE DAYS

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See All Those People The Trumpster Slams At Tonight’s Big MAGA Rally In West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, AUGUST 20, 2018

“Monday Message”

(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:)

WHISTLEGRAM:

“Decisions, Decisions” 
(Sometimes Life Just Offers Us Too Many Choices!)

“Line Jumping Liberals” 

(Some people think they’re sooooo special!)image005

“Same Time Last Year” 

(We Were Waiting To See The Dork Of The Moon)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 22 78 MORE DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #577 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If It’s Too Late To Get Free Tickets for Tomorrow’s Trump Rally in Charleston, West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, 2018

“Andersonian Apocalypse Update” 

(The Cover-Up Continues)

Remembering Last Summer When Everybody Was Wondering If There Was Any Racism In Cincinnati.

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

august 21 79 more days

Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(SPOOKS TURN ON EACH OTHER)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying To Prohibit Partisan Political Partnerships)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 2018

“Artis Conception Gallery”

(Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection)

“Conservative Target Practice” 

(Taking Sure Shots at Liberals)image007

“Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” 

 

(Imagine The Outrage If Somebody Suggested A “White Family Reunion!”)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 20 80 MORE DAYS

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Have A Nice Weekend” )image004

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(MSNBC Eagerly Promotes Dem Ad Comparing Jim Jordan to Joe Paterno)

“Political Posters” 
(For Your Greatest President Ever Collection)

FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, 2018

“Friday’s Features”

(Comparisons Of How The Blower Covered Some Of Our Usual Local Suspects in The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #64, August 20, 1991 )

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Not Just Another Redskins Ambush)

Remembering Last Year’s Lunacy In Lexington Over Confederate Monuments In Kentucky

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This MorningOn Day #574 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is wondering How many local Republicans have gotten their free tickets for next week’s Trump Rally in Charleston, West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 19 81 MORE DAYS

Another “School Daze” E-dition 

(At Least It’s Cheaper than Day Care!)

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THURSDAY, AUGUST 16, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(350 Newspapers Whining About Being Called The Enemy Of The People) 

WHISTLEGRAM:

“Dumbed Down Schools” 

(Check Out Your Property Tax Bills To See How Much You’re Paying!)

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“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Matthews Compares Omarosa-Trump Feud to Burr-Hamilton)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 18 82 MORE DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #573rd Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See If Our Feckless Fishwrappers Have Joined those 340+ Other Leftist Leaning Publications Whining About The Trumpster’s Calling Them The “Enemy Of The People,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”

(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Tuesday E-dition Only Included A Follow-up On Our July 24 “WHISTLEGRAM: Security Clearances,” Tonight’s “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” Might Look Something Like This:)

“No Free Lunch in Columbu$” 

And probably a Cash Bar, Too.

“More Fools In School” 

(They Say They’re Doing It For The Children!)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #64, Published August 20, 1991)image006

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #572nd Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Hoping For The Best On The First Day Of School, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

TUESDAY, AUGUST 14, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 
(Featuring Political Artwork)

“VJ DAY Anniversary” E-dition 

(Is It Still OK To Call Them “Japs” Today?)

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More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

Remembering Another Obama Summer Black Lives Matter Race Riot Update

(See How The Blower Was Waiting For The DOJ Investigation To Begin After All That Mayhem In Milwaukee)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Nets Skimp on Firing of Peter Strzok)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 16 84 MORE DAYS

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Much Mike Pence Looks Like Race Bannon From Johnny Quest During Trump’s Vice President’s visit To Cincinnati Today To Promote Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine In His Race For Governor And To Deliver Remarks At A “Tax Cuts To Put America First” Event, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, AUGUST 13, 2018

Special “Monday Message” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

Annual “Back to School” E-dition 

(The worse schools perform the more money it costs!)

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Remembering Another Obama Summer Race Riot

(See How The Blower Was Trying To Maintain A Proper Political Perspective When More Voters Were Seeing America As A Divided Nation During The 2016 Campaign)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 15 85 DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This MorningOn Day #570th Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why It Took So Long For Peter Strzok To Be Fired From The FBI, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, 2018

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(RINO Report)

Kasich: Ohio Race Results A Message To Republicans To ‘Stop The Chaos’

Remembering Charlottesville 

(See Last Year’s Sermon on this Sunday when we Praying  for Peaceful Protesters after the’s media-orchestrated white nationalist “Unite the Right” Rally Riot in Charlottesville.)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Practical Political Post-Mortem Participation)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM: Barrett’s IRS Ruling

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Hopeless Change” )image004

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” image007

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Comics, Reporters Rally to Protect Ocasio-Cortez)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, On Day #568 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching How Leftists In The Media Will Stop At Nothing To Make Their Blue Wave Happen In That Ohio 12 Story, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
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FRIDAY, AUGUST 10, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM: Anderson Redskins

“Friday’s Features”

(Controversial Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas says he’s pleased as punch to announce results of Anderson’s “Sexy Babes Wearing MAGA Caps” Contest. )

Another “Guest Column” E-dition

(Searching For An Honest Politician)image019

Official “Seafood Festival” 

(All The Raw Squid You Can Eat) image006

Explaining “The Liberal Agenda” 

(Simply Put, It’s Everything We Hate!)image010

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” AUGUST 12 88 MOE DAYS

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
More Fool$ in $kool$)image005

THURSDAY, AUGUST 09, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 

WHISTLEGRAM:

(Cincinnati Is No Longer A Sanctuary City For The Homeless)

“I-Day” 

(We Thought Liberals Would Really Be Celebrating)image010

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 11 89 MORE DAYS

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

VIDEO Deluge: Arrest of GOP Rep Gets 18 Times the Coverage of Corrupt Dems

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This MorningOn Day #566 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Getting Ready To Boycott The Bungles First Preseason Game Tonight While The Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown To The 2018 NFL Kickoff Game Continues, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

COUNTDOWN TILL THE WHISTLEBLOWER’S NFL KICKOFF GAME BOYCOTT ON SEPTEMBER 6

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 08, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”

(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night E-dition Only Included These Top Ten White House Approved Videos, The Blower’s “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” Might Look Something Like This)

WHISTLEGRAM:

(Political Spinning, Grinning, And Fund-Raising)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #63, Published August 13, 1991)image006

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 10 90 DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #564th Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Who Distraught  DemocRATS and Their Leftist Friends In Media Were Blaming When Their Blue Wave Turned Into A Wet Dream In Ohio Last Night, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 07, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(Tonight’s Whistleblower Editorial Artwork E-dition)

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

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WHISTLEGRAM: Kasich’s Prediction

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

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“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

VIDEO Holt: NBC Has ‘Earned a Lot of Trust,’ ‘Tradition of Excellence’

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Getting Ready To Watch All That Hype About The Color Of The Wave Coming To Ohio 12 Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, AUGUST 06, 2018

“Monday Message”

(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:)

WHISTLEGRAM: Dishonest Danny O’Connor

WHISTLEGRAM: Stormy in Centerville

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 8 92 MORE DAYS

“Earth-shattering Kaboom
(Will Enola be Gay on Hiroshima Day?)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #563 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When We’ll Be Hearing Leftist Leaning Members of the Destroy Trump Media under the influence of “Trump Derangement Syndrome Blaming The Trumpster For Bombing Hiroshima 73 Years Ago Today (A Year Before He Was Born), Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)