RECENT E-DITIONS (MARCH 4-MARCH 17)

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SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 2019

“St. Patrick’s Day Hangover” 

(When Casual Racism Against the Irish Is OK!)

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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Officials Dismiss Criticism That Trump Rhetoric To Blame For New Zealand Attack)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Putrid Poetry)

SATURDAY, MARCH 16, 2019

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“Patronage County Today” 

(“Profiting From Experience” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( News You Won’t See On TV!)

“Political Posters”
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Includes Our Favorite Gun Control Hype Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(This Morning, On Day #785 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Reviewing Our Celebrities’ College Admission Scandal, Our Conservative Cartoonists Are Giving Us A Quick International Tour To See Some Political Cartoons From Around The World.)

FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 2019

Backstabber Voting

(“Best Friend” Is Ten Letters, But So Is “Lying Bitch.”)

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“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)

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“Political Posters”
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Includes Republican Congressmen’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(On Day #784 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why the D-RATS’ biggest star is someone whose biggest accomplishment is losing. (Beto O’Rourke [ who will never be President] failed to get anything done in Congress, and with extreme policies like government-run health care and tearing down border barriers, his 2020 bid won’t be successful either), Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(“Celebrating Political Backstabbing Day”)

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THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2019

Political Backstabbers Day Eve”

(Memo To Trump: Do NOT Go Near The Senate Tomorrow!)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is “Little Greggie” Delev)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( Journalists Go Bonkers for Beto!)

“Political Posters”
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Includes Local Islamic Sympathizer Planned Parenthood’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #783 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About How Rich People Are Paying Millions To Scam And Get Their Dumb Kids Into Good Colleges, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13, 2019

“Backstabber Nominations” 
(Is Obama Still America’s “Backstabber in Chief?”)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days”

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“Political Posters”
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Includes Local Islamic Sympathizer Awan Afuqya’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #782 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About The Latest Revelation About Obama’s Corrupt Justice Department, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MARCH 12, 2019

“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
 (“Official Mainstream Media Accountability Survey”)

“2019 Political Backstabber of the Year Award” 
(And This Year There Are So Many Backstabbers To Choose From)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Losing Your Virginity: Expectations vs Reality)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( Video Venom: 40 TV Shows Slam ‘Asshole’ Trump, Praise “Communism”)

“Political Posters”
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Includes The Conservative Agenda’s Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #781 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Our Disingenuous D-RATS’ Impeachment Plans Are Coming Along, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

MONDAY, MARCH 11, 2019

“Monday Message”
(Debra Messing Shares Photo Of Vagina Cupcakes For International Women’s Day, Forced To Apologize To Transgender Women)

Political Videos Matter” 

(The “Mad Maxine” Waters Video Collection)

Antidisestablishmentarianism” 

(It Sounds Like Something We Would Really Be Against) 

“Political Posters” 
(
Includes Local Islamic Sympathizer Awan Afuqya’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #780 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About Ohio Republican Governor Mike DeWhine’s Spending, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, MARCH 10, 2019

“Liberal Propaganda Media” 

(Fake News Update)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(2020 Field Begins To Take Shape)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Purposeful Positions )

SATURDAY, MARCH 09, 2019

Daylight Savings Time

(Where Do We Go To Get That Hour Back?)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Voting Early and Often” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

(CNN Panel Uses McSally “Sexual Assault Testimony” to Attack Trump, Even McSally Herself)

“Political Posters” 
(
Includes Ex-Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-ass’ Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(This Morning, On Day #778 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Reviewing Some Of This Week’s Better Political Cartoons, Our Conservative Cartoonists Show You Their Favorites, Like These Two From Ohio.)

FRIDAY, MARCH 08, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(Top Ten Egregious Excuses Used By Disingenuous D-RATS To Excuse Freshman Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhad Omar’s Antisemitic Remarks)

WHISTLEGRAM: Hoorah in the House

“Political Posters” 
(
Includes Mel Brooks’ Favorite Patriotic Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #777 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Busy Telling Sexist Jokes On International Women’s Day, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(“Here’s Why Republicans Like TEA”)

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 07, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(Figuring Out The Trumpster’s Talking Points)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Poochy Barker)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

(ABC Downplays Omar’s Outbursts At Jews As A D-RAT ‘Family Feud’)

“Political Posters” 
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Includes Adam Schitt’s Least Favorite Patriotic Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #776 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Cincinnati City Clown-cil’s Gang Of Five Plans To Resign Like The Blower’s All Time Favorite Judge Decreed, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 06, 2019

“Republican Replay” 

(Happy Ash Wednesday, Everybody!)

“Republican Replay”
(“Kasich’s Kamikaze Kampaign”)

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Finger-Pointing”

(Who’s Really To Blame For Cincinnati’s Stupid Streetcar?)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

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“Political Posters” 
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Includes Patriotic Americans’ Favorite Patriotic Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #775 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why All Those People Are Walking Around With Ashes On Their Foreheads, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MARCH 05, 2019

Un-Official “Mardi Gras” E-dition 

(You know you love Mardi Gras too much if you wake up in court with your pants on backwards!)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Trump To Require Colleges To Support Free Speech If They Want Federal Funds)
“And if they don’t it will be very costly.”

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Proof of Bias? 99% of CNN Viewers Think Trump Lied About Russia)

“Political Posters” 
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Includes Mark Levin Fans’ Favorite Patriotic Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #774 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Who Trump’s Next “Fixer” Will Be, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

MONDAY, MARCH 04, 2019 

“Monday Message”
(Tonight’s Satirical Web Page)

“Whistleblower Wicked Weather Warning” 

(How Damn Cold Is It, Anyway?)

“Gun Violence Update” 
(We Just Might Have Found The Solution)

“We’ll Always Remember What Today Is” 

(An Anniversary We’d Rather Forget)

“Political Posters” 
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Includes Mel Brooks Fans’ Favorite Patriotic Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #773 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Really Amazed At Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Billionaires Soliciting Prostitution” Portman’s Support For The President, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)