SATURDAY, JANUARY 2, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (DECEMBER 28), in our Special “Getting Ready For 2016” E-dition, The Blower said, “Just Say “No” to New Year’s Resolitions!”
In our “Obama’s No-Vacations Lie” E-dition, The Blower said, “More Historical Hypocrisy!”
In our “Saying Goodbye To 2015” E-dition, The Blower said, “It Was Our Best Year Ever!”
In our “Bill Clinton’s Sex Crimes” E-dition, The Blower said, “He’s Now An Official Target For the 2016 Presidential Campaign!”
And in our Pummeling “Political Fund-Raising” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Political Suckers Lists Are Getting A Real Workout This Week!”
TUESDAY (DECEMBER 29), in our Special “Conservative Bucket List for 2016” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, The Blower said, “Another Day, Another List!”
In our Special Another “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “This Time, Those Were Really The BAD Old Days!”
In our Another “Political Postery” E-dition The Blower said, “We’re Adding Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Obama Bashing!”
In our “Conservative Celebrity” E-dition, The Blower featured, “Another Right-Thinking Famous Person!”
And in our “Schooling Liberal Journalists” E-dition, The Blower featured an AnchorBimbo “Corrected Caught Covering For Clinton!”
WEDNESDAY (DECEMBER 30), in our “Still Coming Back From the Attack” E-dition, The Blower said, “You’re Nobody Till Somebody Hacks You!”
In our “Artis Conception Gallery” E-dition, The Blower we’re “Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection.
In our “2015 Year In Review” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Your Very Own VIP Summary!”
And in our “Resolutions and Restitutions” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Lifespan Of The Average New Year’s Resolution Is About Three Minutes!”
THURSDAY (DECEMBER 31), in our Special “Rhyme Time” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s From the Scene of the Crime”
In our “Artis Conception Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “One Last Award-Winning 2015 Illustration!”
In our “Bye, Bye Barry” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s About Time!”
And in our “Diversity Propaganda Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Black Lies Matter Activists Complain!”
And in our “End-of-The Year Deters Bashing” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Been One of Our Best Years Yet!”
FRIDAY (JANUARY 1) in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said even before those two College Football Playoff Semifinal Bowl Games had been played yesterday, those talking heads on Sports Center were already arguing about which college football team should be ranked number one in next year’s pre-season polls. No kidding. And you thought all that presidential campaign hype went on too long. Speaking of which, Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Michelson says today it’s only a month before those Iowa caucuses on February 1, and all those GOP candidates for the White House are already scrambling for a strategy to 1,236. The rest of us will have to continue our countdown of the 384 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody who thought all those year-end-review columns were just a big waste of time, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner was Larry Listmaker, who says the biggest problem with The Blower is that it can make the truth sound like a lie and something they just made up sound like the truth, and you’re never quite sure which is which. Larry wins a “We Don’t Need No Stinking Facts Checked” T-shirt, tickets to the Proofreaders Hall of Fame, and a date with the news bimbo of his choice to the Copy Editors Ball.
And in our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our “Liberal Media Bias Update” E-dition, The Blower said it’s “Our First Report In 2016”
And in Another “Conservative Campaign Tips” E-dition, The Blower said, “Political Insiders, Please Note!”
SATURDAY (JANUARY 2) in our Special “Resolutions Update” E-dition, The Blower said: Is a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?”
In our “Conservative Communications Update” E-dition, The Blower said: “It’s Not Exactly A Testimonial!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower began our “Iowa Caucus Countdown!”
In our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured: “More Real American Heroes!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
