SATURDAY, JANUARY 23, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (JANUARY 18), in our Special “Salute to Black Republicans” E-dition, The Blower said, “How Many Ways Can A Slain Civil Rights Leader’s Memory Be Exploited”
In our “Sunday Night Skirmishes” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hillary says, “It’s Me Or The GOP!”
In our “Exploiting MLK Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s One Part White Guilt And Two Parts Hype!”
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In our “Republican Rejection” E-dition, The Blower said, “The RNC Finally Did Something Right!”
And in “Stupid Obama Appointees” E-dition, The Blower introduced “Another New Feature In The Blower!”
TUESDAY (JANUARY 19), in our Special “MLK Had a Dream” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, The Blower showed “With Obama, It’s Been A Real Nightmare!”
In our Another “Muckraker Message” E-dition, The Blower brought you “The Latest Crisis in Colerain In our Another “Political Postery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Adding Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Obama Bashing!”
In our “Clermont County Chaos” E-dition, The Blower said, “It Could All Come To A Head Tomorrow Night.”
And in our “MLK Day Announcement” E-dition, The Blower said, “What A Freaking Coincidence!”
WEDNESDAY (JANUARY 20), in our “Same Time In 2009” E-dition, The Blower said, “What a Difference Seven Years Makes!”
— Official “Obama Coronation” E-dition —
In our Remembering “Obama’s Coronation” E-dition, The Blower said, “5,000 No-Flush Port-o-lets Were Not Nearly Enough!”
In our “Those Were The Good Old Days” E-dition, The Blower said, Edition #34 (published on January 22, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. That Week’s “Really Big Story” was “War Sucks.” You couldn’t find a much bigger story than that.
In our “Egregious Euphemisms” E-dition, The Blower was “Making Offensive Things Sound Even Worse!”
And in “Hillary Campaign Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Slick Willie Is Hurting Her Campaign!”
THURSDAY (JANUARY 21), in our “Conservative Comedy Corner” E-dition, Mike Huckabee Told “The Talking Dog” Story!
In our “Obama’s Eighth Year Begins” E-dition, The Blower said, “365 More Days— our Countdown Continues!”
In our “City Hall Incivility Update” E-dition, The Blower said They Were Playing the “Seven Dirty Words Game”
And in our “Clermont County Chaos Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “It All Came To A Head Last Night!”
And in our “Wicked Winter Weather” E-dition, The Blower said, “Enough Global Warming Already!”
FRIDAY (JANUARY 22 in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other than noted Terrorist Tracker Recon Tadwell, who along with Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth and PFC Kadon (who still refuses to let George Clooney play him in that movie about how he captured Saddam Hussein single-handed) were the trio of Terrorist Trackers who survived that “Three Against a Thousand Massacre” made famous in The Whistleblower. Recon got himself a couple more Ragheads just last week.
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, this week, everybody who spends entirely too much time on Facebook when she should be working, tweeted an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner was once again Marsie Hall Newbold, who wastes so much time posting pictures of her poor dog Sam on Facebook (shown just after Marsie had his balls cut off), our FaceBook Fanatic has really fallen behind watching her soap operas.
In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our Another “Muckraker Memo” E-dition, The Blower said, “Are Probationers Being Ripped Off?”
And in our “No Account Counter” E-dition, The Blower said, “It Just Sits There And Doesn’t Count Anything!”
SATURDAY (JANUARY 23) in our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower said: “Soldiers Continue to Guard Tomb of Unknowns at Arlington During Historic Snowstorm!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower reviewed what happened at the last Iowa Caucus.
In our “Politically Incorrect News” E-dition, The Blower said: “It’s Guaranteed To Offend!”
In our “Countdown Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Just Figured Out What To Count!”
In our “Seediest Kid Of All” E-dition, The Blower said, “Today, Eldon Pudpuller Is The Seediest Kid Of All!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
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