SUNDAY, JANUARY 17, 2016

This Sunday in America…… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking God’s help bringing real debates to the American people throughout the 2016 Political Campaigns, especially during the 58 days until the Primary Election in Ohio and the 296 days until the Elections on November 8.

Conservatives need to understand those 296 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance their Liberal Agenda.

 And with only 15 more days until the Iowa Caucuses, Disingenuous DemocRATS don’t want a lot of people watching their final face-off before voters actually begin casting their ballots, so they scheduled their so-called debate in the middle of a three-day holiday weekend at 9 PM tonight, in the same slot as PBS’ popular period drama “Downton Abbey” that airs right after two over-hyped NFL playoff games. Coincidence? We think not.

 And let’s get one thing straight. What people see tonight in Charleston, South Carolina (if they’re even bothering to watch) will not be a “debate.” At best, the media circus put on by the DemocRAT National Committee will be a Joint Press Conference with Liberal DemocRAT NBC Nightly News anchor Lester Holt and the network’s Bush-Bashing chief foreign affairs correspondent, Andrea Mitchell asking a bunch of questions.  

It’s little wonder Lincoln, Douglas, Kennedy, and Nixon will all be spinning in their graves tonight night.

And the night before the Republican’s first so-called debate last August, our Quote for Today Committee chose Roman poet Juvenal’s: “Two things only the people actually desire: bread and circuses.” Because, according to Wikipedia, “Bread and circuses” (or Bread and games) (from Latin: panem et circenses) is an ancient Roman metaphor for people choosing food and fun over freedom. It often appears in commentary that accuses people of giving up their civic duty and following whichever political leader offers to satisfy their decadent desires.

So this morning, before that final face-off before voters will actually begin casting their ballots for somebody to replace our current Worst President in American History, it’s time to turn to your Whistleblower Political Prayer Book, and pay particular attention to the chapter and verse where we are supposed to be no longer using the term “debate” when describing any and all candidate interactions staged by the news media during the remaining 296 days of the 2016 Presidential Campaign. Instead, “Joint Press Conference,” “Not a Debate,” or “Not Really a Debate” will be used.

Finally, just to show you how silly and stupid things will get before it’s finally over, let’s review this so-called “debate from the 2012 Presidential Campaign.

God Bless America.

Our Nation Certainly Need Your Help These Days.