SATURDAY, JANUARY 30, 2016

We’ve Been Disabled
(Whatever The Hell That Means)

Besides all of those Faux Facebook Friends who can’t find Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Page, people have been calling and e-mailing from every one of the 99 Iowa Counties to complain they can’t get our news of the final poll showing Trump leading Cruz 28%-23% with Kasich straggling way behind at his usual pathetic 2% before Monday’s Iowa Caucuses.

Do you think somebody with malicious intent complained that our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher might not be a real person?