THURSDAY, JANUARY 28, 2016

Just Another Accurate Whistleblower Prediction

Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Michelson says today on campaign trail in Iowa, everybody’s talking about how last night Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane went out on a limb and predicted the biggest political story this morning might have something to do with Donald Trump’s boycott of the Fox News/Google debate tonight.

As Republicans grumble and the Members of the News Media continue to speculate, the GOP front-runner still hasn’t backed down from his debate boycott, and now Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda are wondering how many viewers will be watching Trump’s Telethon on CNN to raise money for Veterans and Wounded Warriors, instead of tonight’s Trumpless Debate on Fox News. Members of the Liberal News Media are hoping to see Trumpty Dumpty fall off the wall.

This morning, after seeing FOX News-Google had invited a Muslim Activist, a Sanders Supporter, and an Illegal Alien to Ambush Trump at tonight’s “Debate,” Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us “FOX NEWS CAVES! WILL REPLACE MEGAN KELLY FOR TONIGHT’S DEBATE” and “WHAT A DIFFERENCE A P MAKES.”

Meanwhile, back in Cincinnati, our Feckless Fishwrappers are actually wondering if Trumps absent from the Fox News Debate might open up breathing room for Ohio Governor John Kasich. [READ MORE HERE]