SUNDAY, JANUARY 24, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS A REPUBLICAN STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Salute to Black Republicans” E-dition, when The Blower asked, “How Many Ways Can A Slain Civil Rights Leader’s Memory Be Exploited?”

OUR NUMBER TWO MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS A REPUBLICAN STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Exploiting MLK Day” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Add One Part White Guilt And Two Parts Hype!”

AND OUR NUMBER MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS A REPUBLICAN STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “MLK Had a Dream” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, when The Blower said, “But With Obama, It’s Been A Real Nightmare.”

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Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

Hillary As She Sees Herself And Hillary As We Know Her; Hillary: ‘I Just Don’t Understand’ What ‘Establishment’ Means, or Integrity, Faithfulness, Honesty, Loyalty, Sincerity, and on and on; and Kasich Goes For IT: I Am the “Prince of Light and Hope.”

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Celebrity Endorsements seemed really important for the front-running Presidential Candidates in Iowa this week. Cruz rallied when he got Glenn Beck’s endorsement, but that was Trumped when Sarah Palin endorsed The Donald, giving Tina Fey) and Darrell Hammond job security for who knows how long.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO SUPPORT WHAT APPEARS TO BE—A CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 296 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Did Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry really say, Don’t Believe the Hype: The World is Changing for the Better?”

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Late-night talk show host Bill Maher on Friday took aim, once again, at extreme liberalism on social media, saying too much political correctness has led to the rise of Donald Trump in the polls. Speaking with comedian Seth MacFarlane on his show “Real Time,” Mr. Maher said, “I know you feel the same way I do that Donald Trump is largely a result of a backlash to political correctness.” The Blower remembers when Trump said that in August during the first Republican debate.

 Every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton?A. Bush keeps his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

Angry Andersonians are sure The Blower will continue to count each and every one of the remaining 1,381 days until the 2019 Elections, because only then can residents begin to undo the damage after the last election, when long-time Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson was replaced by a Dishonest Disguised Obama Liberal DemocRAT who told a lot of lies about her opponent and successfully convinced a lot of dumbed-down voters that she was really “non-partisan,” with what appears to be more than a little help from a disgraced former Trustee who’d been voted out after being arrested for “Public Masturbation.” And wasn’t it fun to watch our new Township Trustee President Andy Pappas taking no crap as he banged the gavel in charge of his first Trustees Meeting, while subtlety campaigning for Hamilton County Commissioner.  

 Bluegrass Blasts

Friday, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo featured another award-winning expose by Jim McNair at the Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting titled “Inside Kentucky’s Unregulated Private Probation Industry.” That’s because sometimes, small-time offenders agree to a plea deal that keeps them out of jail, winding up paying a few hundred dollars in fines and court fees. But in some counties, they also get to pay the cost of their own probation, and every month they get socked with a $25 monitoring fee to a company that serves as a privatized probation agency. [READ MORE HERE]

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says nobody was really surprised when The Wrap got slapped for their coverage of that out-of-court payoff to Samuel DuBose’s “family” to settle that threatened wrongful death lawsuit for a mere $5 Million on Martin Luther King Day, but nobody saw it coming when The Blower recalled how former Fishwrap Editrix Carolyn Washburn had earned her Official Whistleblower Nickname “Wedgie Woman” for the way she’s hosted a presidential debate in Iowa, while at the Des Moines Register, which claimed Washburn had “received a wide range of national recognition. [READ MORE HERE] But The Blower showed Persons of Consequence the recognition she REALLY received from Charles Krauthammer on Fox News.

 

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

         But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”