FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 2016

Terrorism in the Tri-State

A year after FBI agents moved in to arrest a young suburban Cincinnati man they said had just bought weapons for an attack on the U.S. Capitol, there’s no trial scheduled and it’s not certain there will even be one. U.S. District Judge Sandra Beckwith and attorneys in the case are awaiting the results of a mental evaluation of Christopher Lee Cornell, 21, at a federal center in Chicago. Authorities have told the judge she’ll have the report by January 28.

Last Year, The Blower reported Violent Extremist Muslim Convert Christopher Lee Cornell (also known as Raheel Mahrus Ubaydah) had been arrested after authorities learned the man from Congressman Steve Chabothead’s district was plotting a shooting and bombing attack on the US Capitol. The terrorist wanabee also purchased two semi-automatic rifles from the same Point Blank Range & Gun Shop, which Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya said was fast becoming the top choice for psychotics and Jihadists in South Western Ohio, conveniently located only a grenade’s throw from Steve Chabothead’s Campaign office. The Whistleblower Newswire also revoked Cornell-Ubaydah’s Arabic subscription when Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones refused delivery of Green Township Terrorist’s copy of the daily printed e-dition. Meanwhile, Senator Rob Portman said if he had a Muslim son, he’d probably look just like Raheel.

At the same time, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo said that the Northern Kentucky Tribune published by the Kentucky Center for Public Service Journalism, whoever the hell they are, missed out on another good story when they forgot to interview Erlanger, KY’s National Council on American Islamic Relations Board Chair Roula Allouch about the wholly owned subsidiary of the Muslim Brotherhood’s views on all those Muslim Murders in Paris.

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

It’s none other than noted Terrorist Tracker Recon Tadwell, who along with Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth and PFC Kadon (who still refuses to let George Clooney play him in that movie about how he captured Saddam Hussein single-handed) were the trio of Terrorist Trackers who survived that “Three Against a Thousand Massacre” made famous in The Whistleblower. Recon got himself a couple more Ragheads just last week.

That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in honoring Military Heroes, is pleased to allow Recon to be our Conservative Agenda Guest Editor and choose three Murdering Muslim Bashing items plus a Murdering Muslim Bashing Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Plagiarizing Contributors.

“And The Common Denominator is…” by Outspoken Conservative Rocker Ted Nugent

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bafi Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Musiims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The First World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay and Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims
And the Charlie Hebdo Murderers were Muslims

“CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG” by Well-Known Peacemaker Rodney King

Think of it:
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Baha’is = No Problem
Baha’is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha’is = No Problem
Baha’is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem
UNFORTUNATELY, NOW WE HAVE
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha’is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM

Proper Care of Muslim Jihadis by Prince Vlad the Impaler

They’re not happy in Gaza
They’re not happy in Egypt
They’re not happy in Libya
They’re not happy in Morocco
They’re not happy in Iran
They’re not happy in Iraq
They’re not happy in Yemen
They’re not happy in Afghanistan
They’re not happy in Pakistan
They’re not happy in Syria
They’re not happy in Lebanon
They’re not happy in Nigeria
They’re not happy in Kenya
They’re not happy in Sudan
So, where are they happy?
They’re happy in Australia
They’re happy in England
They’re happy in Belgium
They’re happy in France
They’re happy in Italy
They’re happy in Germany
They’re happy in Sweden
They’re happy in the USA & Canada
They’re happy in Norway & India
They’re happy in almost every country that is NOT Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam… Not their leadership… Not themselves… THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND A QUICKIE from Jewbaca

Only in America…can Jihadist Terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and Obama’s Liberal Supporters in the Press will react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.

TODAY’S “LIBERAL LIARS” AWARD GOES TO

Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry, who says “Don’t believe all that hype, because the world is changing for the better,” and now admits it is “entirely likely” and “even expected” that Iran will continue to support terrorism as it receives tens of billions of dollars in sanctions relief through the Iran nuclear deal.

Meanwhile, Edward Cropper, Photo-Shop Editorial Spooffer On Current Events, shows “If You Can’t Trust John Kerry, Who Can You Trust?”

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said innocent citizens can best be protected from Terrorists in the Tri-State:
(A) Bring Back Profiling: 2%
(B) No more Political Correctness: 1%
(C) See-thru Burkas: 3%
(D) Kill Them, Kill Every Goddamn One of Them: 94%

Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
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