SUNDAY, JANUARY 17, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Sort of Like Plagiarism” E-dition, when The Blower said, “We’re Trying To Tell You How Bad Obama’s SOTUS Speech Will Be Tonight.”   

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Marvin Lewis Obama” E-dition, when The Blower showed Marvin “Coaching Saturday Night’s Bungals Debacle,” That Looked Just Like Obama’s Been Running the Country For The Past Seven Years.

AND OUR NUMBER STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Virile Verdicts” E-dition, when The Blower said, “The Jury Is In  And The Decision Was Unanimous!

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

GOP Response To State Of The Union Address; Haley Denies She Was Targeting Trump Specifically; AND “Planned Parenthood Protects Life”

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 Everybody seems to have a problem explaining why Donald Trump is leading in the polls. So to explain, here’s what Bill Whittle loves about The Donald.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO SUPPORT WHAT APPEARS TO BE—A CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 296 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

We hope you saw one of the videos in today’s “Weekend Video Review” E-dition, the one where Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest claimed he didn’t think there was any reason for anybody to be embarrassed about all those pictures of American sailors on their knees.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

You can see The Blower making progress in its War on Political Correctness whenever one of the Republican Presidential Candidates get lots of applause from the audience after he bashes “Political Correctness.” Take this week’s GOP Debate for example, when Bush, who has been trying to overcome Trump’s tag that he is “low energy,” eventually jumped in and criticizing Trump’s proposal to temporarily ban Muslims from entering the United States. Trump was asked if he had any regrets about the proposal. “No,” he said. “We have to stop with political correctness.” And in his closing statement at the November debate, Dr. Ben Carson said, “There is something special about this nation, and we must embrace it and be proud of it — and never give it away for the sake of political correctness.”

Every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton?A. Bush keeps his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

Our Angry Andersonian says: Think of the poor buying those lottery tickets as a recovery of the entitlement money the government gave them in the first place.  The funds are just passing through the hands of the poor from government to government.  A voluntary tax recovery system.

Lotteries are just another way to collect tax revenue.  An enticing voluntary tax.

Suppose the IRS went to a lottery instead of the current tax system.  We would likely see a reversal of who pays the most tax.  The top 10% of taxpayers pay 70% of the federal income tax today.  Under a lottery, the bottom 90% would pay that 70% voluntarily.  In fact, many not even paying taxes now would start contributing to the federal tax system.  Federal tax recovery.  When the money goes out again in entitlements it recycles back via lottery ticket sales.  Just one big eddy of dollars going nowhere like those big eddies of trash out in middle of the ocean.

 Bluegrass Blasts

 Are Rand Paul’s 2016 Presidential Aspirations officially over? Not appearing at Thursday’s “Early Debate” meant Kentucky’s Senator had no voice, and he made himself totally irrelevant.

 The Feck Stops Here

Check out this article from Feckless Fishwrappers Patrick Brennan and Keith BieryGolick, (“Murder suspects are former Princeton football players”)

How shocking was it to learn that those who play football at Princeton High School could be considered incapable of burglary, robbery, and murder.  This thought must especially pertain to the one who was a star receiver – NOT!

And how do you like those pictures of the people arrested for the crime?  Our friends at the Wrap made it impossible to identify who’s who by simply listing the four names without any corresponding reference to the photos.  Hmmm, one must wonder whether the Wrapper is trying to ensure the killers are race neutral based on this failure to connect the dots.  The Blower’s gonna guess that Jibril is NOT the white guy in the group!  WTF!  

Try telling the whole story FishWrappers, and mix in a portion of the truth.  Readers may find it rather refreshing!

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”