TUESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2016        

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Last week, our respected political scientists who measure the effectiveness of Conservative political activity finally issued their long-awaited report about why Republicans will never stand a chance at winning national elections until they come up with a winning message. —The Conservative Accountability Project (CAP)

At least they figured out Romney was right about that 47% who would never vote for him, no matter what. Those people are still dependent upon government. They believe they’re victims. They believe the government has a responsibility to care for them. They believe they’re entitled to free health care, food, free housing, and all the other free stuff they could get their hands on, including ObamaPhones. These people pay no income tax. —Obama’s Campaign Committee 

Do you think they’re talking about us? —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5

Did the Clermont Cronies see that we set up an organization to get millions from Obamaphones? —“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Ex-Campaign Manager Barry Bennett, Who Is Now Also Republican Presidential Candidate Dr. Ben Carson’s Ex-Campaign Manager, Since He Just Got Fired

We believe government should just be eliminated so people can help themselves to what other people have, and if Republicans would only incorporate a little more of that kind of selfishness into their message, the GOP might possibly win a national election sometime in the future. —The Free Grain Party

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Free Grain Party. —John Barleycorn

Don’t tell anybody, but another government shutdown is always possible, and just think, we’ll get to blame Republicans in Congress one more time! —Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS

On tomorrow’s date in 1870, the first recorded use of a donkey to represent the DemocRAT Party appeared in Harper’s Weekly, drawn by political illustrator Thomas Nast (the Father of the American Political Cartoons), and DemocRATS have been making asses out of themselves ever since. —Hurley the Historian

We should all remember when Abraham Lincoln said, “Thomas Nast has been our best recruiting sergeant” and General Ulysses S. Grant said, [Thomas Nast] “did as much as any one man to preserve the Union and bring the war to an end.” —Whistleblower Presidential Biographer Dorian Grady 

Thomas Nast drew political cartoons. He was known for his powerful quotes. There were not many quotes in his cartoons, because they were about the picture and the political statements. It’s where the word “Nasty” came from. —Your Quote for Today Committee

A lot of times, I don’t need to use quotes, either. —Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception

“Tell me about it!” —Marvin Lewis Obama, Coaching The Bungals Just Like Obama’s Been Running The Country For The Past Seven Years

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 — Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer—      

Sometimes The Blower makes fun of moochers to show that always begging for free stuff is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Registered DemocRAT.

            This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Obama Supporters.”

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