SUNDAY, JANUARY 10, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE DOUBLE-SECRET SURPRISE BIRTHYDAY PARTY STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Significant Birthdays” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Inside every senior citizen is a young person wondering what the hell happened!”

OUR NUMBER TWO BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE DOUBLE-SECRET SURPRISE BIRTHYDAY PARTY STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Birthday Buildup”/ Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, when The Blower said, “Statistics Show People Who Have The Most Live The Longest!”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE DOUBLE-SECRET SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Surprise Party Surprise” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Not Everybody We Invited Showed Up!”

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

Sean Penn Interviews El Chapo for Rolling Stone… Magazine Gives Drug Lord Full Editorial Control…(Breitbart)…Joy Behar: Bill’s A ‘Dog,’ But I’d Vote For Him, Like Women Voted For Kennedy After Chappaquiddick…And Willow Weep For Me Hang Your Branches Low–Crock Of Dial Tears

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

         It is distinctly possible that the Republican Party we have come to know and hate will disappear this year. The “Eastern Establishment” in Phyllis Schafly’s 1964 “A Choice Not an Echo” has run the party since Hoover.  Only twice has a Republican convention ignored them and nominated the candidate they despised. 1964 and 1980.  While the convention nominated a conservative “the party” never abandoned it East Coast, finance operating, go along to get along, Bush/ McCain/ Romney/ Bush/ Portman/ Rove/ Dole/ Bush, “I would rather lose than support those Bible toting Conservatives in fly-over country” power brokers.

Instead the upper echelon party operatives………those green pants, loafers with no socks, horned rimmed glasses, suspenders wearing, white wine and affected accent spouting, Indian Hill “let my boys marry boys,” types who will utterly destroy a Conservative Republican in a primary but are genuine pussies when it’s time to stand up to a Clinton or Obama, are just about finished.  

That crowd, in Ohio represented by Kasich/Portman/DeWhine, etc. is about to see voters kick their sorry-ass operation to the curb.  The genuine Republican over-taxed payers are about to nominate the two people who McConnell/Boehner/Portman/Ryno hate the very most.  Trump and Cruz. Two leaders who have as much contempt for the Washington wimps as the wimps have for them.

So, it is appropriate that Portman and Kasich would lean on each other.  Other than allowing Obamacare to destroy the working man’s pay check and filling our courts with Godless Lefties, while giving billions to private abortion mills to market body parts and funding Obama’s importation of millions of young Muslim men when they can’t find money to build a bridge……..exactly what have Portman and Kasich done for anyone other than themselves?

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO SUPPORT WHAT APPEARS TO BE—A CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 303 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Goes to brand new Dipshit DemocRAT Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenny commenting on the ambush shooting of the policed officer by a Murdering Muslim claiming allegiance to ISIS: “Islam Has Nothing To Do With This.”…Update: Mayor Kenny signed a pledge agreeing to Fight Criticism Of Islam.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

 We’re not quite finished with our Moronic Mayor from Philadelphia. Judge Jeanine Pirro includes him when she nails a few dirt-bags to the wall again, calling a spade a spade and making the nation aware of Obama’s and Loretta Lynch’s attempts to silence American with their unconstitutional acts against the first and second amendment especially HR 569 voted on by 70 Socialist DemocRATS.

Every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton?A. Bush keeps his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

As soon as Property Tax Bills arrive, Outraged Over-taxed Payers can see what that Tax Hike Scam passed in November 2014 is actually going to cost them. This bill is for the first half of 2015.  Happy New Year!

Angry Andersonians will be paying for that tax levy until 2045.  Most of the items being purchased with that money will be worn out or obsolete and replaced by 2030.  The school buildings themselves were already mostly obsolete by current standards over 10 years ago.  Despite the items being gone or inappropriate, the over-taxed payer will continue to pay taxes on all of it.

Isn’t this the dread of the debtor – being “upside down?”  What Anderson Residents will be paying for will be worth less than what they have left to pay?  Financial prudence?  Good stewardship?  Only by the school board’s own deluded self-serving thinking.  This thing was “upside-down” the second it was conceived.  

 Bluegrass Blasts

 Did our Good Friend Kenton County Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders actually say WLW’s fake “Big Ben Warning” ahead of his playoff game against the Bungals went too far?

But that was before The Robster would’ve had to pay all that money to sit in all that rain and watch Saturday night’s debacle. Maybe we ought to ask our good friend Rob, known to be somewhat of an obsessed sports fan, again.

The Feck Stops Here

It certainly seems as if exploiting Obsessive Sports Fans is now part of the Liberal Agenda at The Fishwrap. 

But you would think our Feckless Fishwrappers would have enough to do continuing to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”