WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 6, 2016

Now You See Why We Repeat Ourselves

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane why The Blower has always repeated the same opening of our Anniversary Edition (on the day after that November’s Elections) changing only the number of anniversaries we were actually celebrating following the election of Disgraced DemocRAT Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton.

For example, this is what appeared in our twenty-third Anniversary E-dition on November 4, 2015:

We’re Still Staying Around

The Whistleblower Newswire came out of retirement twenty-three years ago on the day after Election Day in 1992 following our decision to suspend publication a year earlier.

Hurley the Historian says we had to return. Our November 5, 1991 Edition # 75 of the original Whistleblower print edition was supposed to be our final edition. But after witnessing an endless barrage of biased reporting and the unmitigated mess the news media made of Campaign ’92, the results of that year’s elections were not all that surprising.

Voters in ’92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom The Blower predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas.

America got a leader it truly deserved— more arrogant than JFK, fewer scruples than LBJ, and rivaling the Carter-Mondale administration for sheer stupidity.

How prophetic were we when we said Voters in ’92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom The Blower predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas.

And one of the reasons we’re still around is because all of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, don’t seem to learn very much since then.

Not when Tuesday on The View, Joy Behar insisted that, regardless of whether Bill Clinton raped a woman or Ted Kennedy drowned someone, she would vote for these liberal politicians because they vote in her favor.

Today, we’re watching a video of Slick Willie patting himself on the back during a October 21, 1994 speech, claiming the world would be a safer place based on his “good deal” with North Korea, that would prevent that Rogue Nation from obtaining nuclear weapons.