SUNDAY, JANUARY 3, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE FAREWELL TO 2015 STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Getting Ready For 2016” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Just Say “No” to New Year’s Resolutions!” 

OUR NUMBER TWO FAREWELL TO 2015  STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Saying Goodbye To 2015” E-dition, when The Blower said, “It Was Our Best Year Ever!”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE FAREWELL TO 2015 STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Resolutions Update” E-dition, when The Blower said: Isn’t a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?”

  Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

Washington Post: Trump Is Right, Bill Clinton’s Sordid Sexual History Is Fair Game; Howard Dean: ‘Donald Trump Has Finally Met More Than His Match’ in Bill Clinton; and New company claims they’ll be able to RESURRECT THE DEAD.   You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

This morning in at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking God’s help for Americans to be able to keep some of their New Year’s Resolutions for at least until Election Day 2016 on November 8.

 “Nearly half of us have made New Year’s resolutions, but less than 10% of us are actually keeping them,” Kane explained. “Whether it’s lack of motivation, lack of resources, or we just lose interest, it’s time to make a fresh start and figure out ways to finish what we’ve started.”

2016 will be a very difficult year, especially those of us who defend the Constitution and the American way of life. There is no doubt that our Liberty, our individual Freedom, and our national values and principles will be under attack in the final year of the Obama Administration like never before. 

That’s why our Right-Wing Reverend says all Conservatives need to make Political New Year’s Resolutions, and for sure, more than 10% will have to be kept, for there to be anything at all to celebrate in 310 more days. 

 THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO “TELL IT LIKE IT IS” AND NOT TO CAVE IN TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THE WAY LYING LIBERALS ALWAYS DO.

The Blower believes the next 310 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Hillary-Supporting DemocRAT Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders says attacks against Disgraced Former DemocRAT Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton’s sexual history is not fair game for politicians looking to defeat his wife and DemocRAT primary front-runner Hillary Clinton. No Kidding!

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Every day we see more examples of how Liberals can’t stop whining about their “Microaggressions,” which are those everyday little verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, which supposedly communicate hostile, derogatory, or negative messages to target persons based solely upon their marginalized group membership.

The Blower says, “Let’s stop inflicting “Microaggressions” on these whiny wussies, and start dishing out a few Macroaggressions” everyday, which would be some really big verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, totally intentional, which would truly communicate our hostile, derogatory, or negative messages to target persons based solely upon their marginalized group membership. Then those obnoxious little bastards would really have something to complain about.

Every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton?A. Bush keeps his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

Wednesday, in The Blower’s Special “2015 Year In Review” E-dition, we learned that April’s Special “Angry Andersonian” Update was one of The Blower’s most widely read e-ditions of the year. The Blower is sure the Board of Education would like all of our Angry Andersonians to re-read that particular e-dition while they’re waiting for their Jacked Up Property Tax Bills to arrive.  

 Bluegrass Blasts

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Thursday’s Special “End-of-The Year Deters Bashing” E-dition featured a report from that Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” (Including The Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club), who were wondering how Crazy Eric keeps losing court cases, if he’s not allowed to practice law.

In one case everybody missed (Goodpaster v Deters in Judge Foley’s Court), Crazy Eric settled a malpractice case (that was about his failure to file a malpractice case, no less) against him with an agreed judgment against him.

The money quote was Judge’s Decision was found in paragraph 82: “Defendant Deters had a history of failing to adequately and appropriately investigate claims prior to filing legal actions in court and otherwise had a history of failing to act as a reasonably careful, diligent, and prudent lawyer under the circumstances.”

More of the news they seem to lose was another legal practice case (Amy Mirlisena v Eric Deters in Judge Kubicki’s Court).  This is a good one. Make sure to paragraphs 60 and following.

 The Feck Stops Here

 Earlier this week, Racial Extortionists at the Insane8 and Racist Black Lies Matter Activists were complaining Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya’s local Muslims have recently been getting too large a slice of the Positive Political Propaganda Pie at The Fishwrap.

Meanwhile, in the Real World, Munich Police were warning of an “Imminent Terror Threat,” by evacuating two train stations; Sweden began refusing refugees; a Muslim convert with mental health problems who is a former convict was picked up by authorities after they learned he was preparing a machete attack on diners at a local restaurant or bar in Rochester, New York; German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s Annual New Year’s Speech would have Arabic Subtitles; Newsweek was touting its campaign to whitewash “True Islam,” CAIR went Silent after a Muslim Man was arrested for torching a Houston Mosque in the latest Hate Crime Hoax; and a Teenage Islamist ‘Poster Girl’ who fled Austria to join ISIS was used as a sex slave for new fighters before she was beaten to death as she tried to escape.

And yet, our Feckless Fishwrappers are still continuing to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”