SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2016

This Sunday in America…

… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask God to Punish Politically Correct People, because they’re ruining America.

At least Cincinnati Bungals Fans in the Conservative Congregation being forced to endure the agony of watching this morning’s historic fit-to-be-tied game from London on the Jumbotron at the Conservative Cathedral got to hear the network announcers say Washington “Redskins” 438 times. That made it almost worth it!