And A Whole Lot of People Need to Atone This Year
Yom Kippur begins tonight at 7:04 PM and tomorrow will be the most holy day of the year in the Jewish religion. It’s the time each year Jews are supposed to fast for an entire day and ask God to forgive them for all their transgressions during the previous year, especially all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY, who’s already ruined the country and will still have 101 more days remaining in office unless he’s impeached, will never atone.
HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP, who guaranteed Cincinnati would have a Disingenuous DemocRAT Mayor for the next eight years by not even putting up a candidate in 2013, still hasn’t atoned.
THE SOUL FOOD SIX (Clown-sale Members Wendell Young, Charlie Winburn, rich heiress boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’, and Cecil Thomas), who voted to piss away $1 Million of over-taxed payers’ money on Deadbeat Liz Rogers’ failed Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks, still haven’t atoned.
THE STUPID STEETCAR SIX (Clown- sale Members Flynn Flam,” Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann), who foolishly believed Dainty DemocRAT Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly would revive Cincinnati’s Economy, still haven’t atoned.
HAMILTON COUNTY PROSECUTOR “JAYWALKING JOE” DETERS, who still delights in hounding poor Black Women like DemocRAT Vote Frauder Melowese Richardson and Ditzy Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter into prison, still hasn’t atoned.
AVARICIOUS ATTORNEY CHRIS FINNEY, who tried to put the Ohio Elections Commission out of business after Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling awarding politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, after Finney churned all those billable hours dragging “Mean Jean” Schmidt in front of that same Ohio Elections Commission, still hasn’t atoned.
DISBARRED GREEDY HEARSE-CHASING, DISGRACED DEMOCRAT, CLINTON-LOVING, FEN-PHEN SCANDAL PLAGUED, NOT-YET-INDICTED TRIAL ATTORNEY $TAN CHE$LEY, who used to pass out his business cards when he ushered at Plum Street Temple on Rosh Hashanah and You Kippur, still hasn’t atoned.
THE LEAGUE OF WOMEN VIPERS, who never signed the Whistleblower Pledge to allow the audience to say the Pledge of Allegiance when Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn gave her opening remarks two years ago at the Campaign Forum between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center, still hasn’t atoned.
OUR GOOD FRIEND, KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS, who must’ve forgotten to sent us our link for this week’s “This Week in Kenton County Circuit Court” with all those pictures of druggies, scumbags, suspected hookers, and even a few pedophiles, still hasn’t atoned
THAT CABAL OF NOKY ATTORNEYS STILL OUT TO DESTROY ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS INCLUDING LOVELY LISA WELLS (THE SCANDAL PLAGUED ATTORNEY WHO REPLACED CRAZY ERIC ON WLW HATE RADIO), who still can’t stop celebrating “Crazy Eric’s” many misfortunes which are totally deserved and then some, still haven’t atoned.
RICK “THE BATBOY” ROBINSON, who invited us to lunch tomorrow since he knew we couldn’t go because today is Yom Kippur, while his former Graydon Head Partners have been making Jews feel welcome in Northern Kentucky since 2003, still hasn’t atoned.
Atone and Groan
The winner is Sammy Schlepper, who says “Ask my wife. She can tell you all the things I need to atone for from the day we first met.”
Since Yom Kippur, apart from being the Day of Atonement, is also the day to give and receive of gifts, Sammy wins an “I Love Yom Kippur” T-Shirt, a “Jesus Was Jewish” bumper sticker, and an invitation to Rick Robinson’s Yom Kippur Lunch at the WOK on Saturday. His winning entry is:
On Yom Kippur Jews always atone
For things God does not condone.
But next year they say
More attention we’ll pay
To politicians we should disown.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who has enough problems going to Confession):
On Yom Kippur Jews always atone
But this year, they’ll REALLY weep and moan
Jews voted for Obama by 79%
Yahweh, please make them repent!
This awful truth chills me to the bone.
He made nice to the Arabs and Hamas
And kissed the behind of Abbas
Though they gave him their trust
He threw Israel under the bus
I hope this year, like Duran, Jews will say “no mas!”