Daily Archives: October 4, 2016

Special “Campaigning in Cincinnati Update” E-dition



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image005image004We remember Obama’s 2012 Re-election Campaign. With his Middle East Foreign Policy in flames, everybody was waiting to hear Obama’s really sincere Jewish New Year greetings wishing his Jewish donors a year of peace and reiterating his administration’s “commitment to the State of Israel” at his downsized campaign speech in Eden Park. —Cincinnati Jews for Obama

image005Mitt Romney’s Rosh Hashannah video message to the Jewish People focused on faith and family and incidentally, reminded people he just visited Jerusalem. —Jews for Romney

image005Don’t forget yesterday was also Islamic New Year. At least our Muslim and Jewish friends can agree on that this year! —Jews and Muslins Praying For Peace

image005Why was anybody surprised how much traffic Obama delayed en route to his just another crappy class warfare teleprompter campaign speech to mostly white union members who got the day off in Eden Park? He’s delayed jobs, Economic Recovery, and balancing the Budget every day he’s been campaigning since his 2009 Inauguration. —Unemployed Americans

image005Also on that Monday afternoon, GOP Rising Star Florida Senator Marco Rubio was energizing support for pro-life leaders, while just blocks away Pro-Abortion President Obama was making yet another appearance in Columbus. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders

image005image007Yesterday’s over-taxed payer funded campaign speeches in Ohio were really important to fool all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press one more time. Obama even had to skip his morning intelligence briefing before he hopped on Air Force One. —National Security Advisors

image005When do we get all that money Biden organizers promised us for letting Obama’s joke Vice President give his sparsely attended MediScare Stump Speech in our cafeteria on that September 9? —MILF-ord School Board

image005There were so many bad film critics in the Obama Administration those days, they were going to need their own Cabinet Department.—Roger Ebert and Leonard Maltin

image005Hillary owed us a special apology after one of our protesters died from inhaling fumes of burning American flags at a Mohammed film protest. —Radical Islamic Terrorists in Pakistan

image005Did you think the White House would try to stop us from releasing our “Killing bin Laden” film? —Sony

image005That Sunday four years ago I told NBC Obama Apologist David Gregory those who believe Iran should have nukes “set a new standard for human stupidity.” —Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu

image005Did you think we should’ve invited Bibi to address us to explain the Middle East situation to the American people during the annual UN meetings? —Friends of Israel in Congress  

image005Don’t worry about how busy the president’s schedule was in those days. He’d still have time to be on David Letterman’s show that same night. —Obama’s Ex-White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard

image005Protecting and defending Obama through his failures, blunders, and gaffes has always been our full-time job. —Obama Supporters in the Press

image005There were 735,000 Obama Supporters waiting to see Obama in Eden Park. No kidding! —Sharon Coolidge (D., Fishwrap)

image005image008Not all of our reporters were guilty of sending Obama donation request forms to their Twitter followers. —CNN

image005What was wrong with sending all my personal friends a little helpful Tweet linking to Obama’s donation page? It was not like it was a conflict of interest or anything. —Peter Hamby

image005image009How much coverage did Conservatives get in The Fishwrap that previous weekend when 7,000 patriotic TEA Partiers met in Cincinnati for training and inspiration in the fight to take back America. Glenn Beck

image00539% of those greedy teachers on strike in Chicago four years ago had put their own children in private schools. Here it was only 41%. —Greedy Teachers in Cincinnati

image005Some people were sluts even before Obama. —Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin and Denise Driehaus (now shilling for Hillary)

 image005Just because Obama’s pro-Palestinian policies have angered Jewish American voters, didn’t mean a Lutheran like me couldn’t wish Jewish voters in Ohio a happy Jewish New Year, except for my GOP opponent Josh Mandel, who just happened to be Jewish. —Desperate DemocRAT Sherrod Brown

image005Who cares how you spell Rosh Hashanah anyway? —Whistleblower Religious Editor Fielding Mellish

image005Yesterday on the Jewish New Year, I was trying HARD to find some Jews in Northern Kentucky to wish a Happy Holiday. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image005image010Maybe all those Jewish guys were  checking out this link. —Your Good Friend Bobby Leach

image005Maybe the CamBoozler should’ve called me, since my Graydon Head Christmas Parties at the Fort Mitchell County Club were well known for being the only place Jews have ever been made to feel welcome in Northern Kentucky, but only since 2003.  —Rick “The Bat Boy” Robinson 

image005Remember in September 1938, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain visited Hitler at Berchtesgaden? And you thought Obama was clueless. —Hurley the Historian

image005Does anybody remember Chamberlain’s “Peace in our Time” Speech? It was in all the papers. —Your Quote for Today Committee

image005That sounds like Crooked Hillary talking about Obama’s Stupid Nuke Deal with Iran, doesn’t it? —Donald Trump


Trish the Dish still wonders when they’re going to celebrate Jewish New Year’s in Northern Kentucky? —Channel 19 Short Attention Span News at 6:30 PM

image005Maybe when Obama holds a rally big rally in Devou Park? Channel 5’s Sheree Paolelloimage003

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