Special “Friendly Reminder” E-dition



image006At This Afternoon’s Meeting Of The Conservative Agenda…
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was reminding the group of political insiders not to forget that Saturday is Sweetest Day.

image005Hurley the Historian said everybody should remember, because Sweetest Day is always celebrated on the third Saturday in October.

image005Our Quote for Today Committee said we should’ve remembered Ogden Nash’s “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

image005Boss’ Day, on the other hand, is a non-religious holiday which will be celebrated on Monday, October 17. Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis said wouldn’t it be great if Sweetest Day and Boss’ Day fell on the same day, especially if your boss was gay?

image005Our Good Friend Bobby Leach wanted to give that special someone a “Pearl Necklace,” if you know what we mean.  [CHECK IT OUT HERE] Bobby also says for most guys he knows, having sex on Sweetest Day is a great way to celebrate. Unless they’re watching football.

image005And Kane said whatever you do, don’t remind them about that time Edgar Watson Howe said, “A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.” That’s when the fight started.

image005Kane also remembered that one time in 2010 when over at Channel 19, ‘Trish the Dish’ got Sweetest Day mixed up with Bosses Day and The Blower had to publish had a ‘Sweetest Bosses Day’ E-dition.

image005Finally, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says maybe sometime we could have a special day for people who have sex with their bosses. Linda says she’d really like to work on that. Remember “Boinking Becky” Collins, who used to work in Disgraced Former Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen’s Office?image003

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