TUESDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2016
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Now that the 2016 Attorney Hunting Rules have been posted in Monday’s Blower, any person with a valid Kentucky Attorney Hunting License may harvest attorneys thru the end of the year. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Remember, Guns don’t kill lawyers. Only people kill lawyers. —Billy Bob Carbine
Does anybody remember that time during Attorney Hunting Season when I shot my lawyer in the face? —Dick Cheney
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? Your Honor. —$tan Che$ley
Please tell my husband that’s not funny. —Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley
Does anybody remember what happened on my lawyer-hunting trip in Northern Kentucky? —Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
Never file a frivolous lawsuit against The Blower. Those bastards will never let you forget. —“Crazy Eric” Deters
Between Rob Sanders and The Blower, Crazy Eric really got what he deserved. —That Cabal Still Out To Destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters, Esquire, Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio)
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull Lipstick. —Joe Braun
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you’re dead. —“JayWalking Joe” Deters
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer. —Amicus Curiae
We’ll sue everybody! —Swindel & Scheister Attorneys at Law
On this day in 1867, the U.S. formally took possession of Alaska after purchasing the territory from Russia for $7.2 million, and this week four years ago, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s surgically enhanced daughter Bristol was voted off “Dancing with the Stars.” —Hurley the Historian
We remember when Vice Presidenatial Candidate Sarah Palin said, “We need a foreign policy that distinguishes America’s friends from her enemies, and recognizes the true threats that we face.” —Your Quote FoR Today Committee
Earlier Today in your Meaningless Endorsements E-dition, did The Blower forget to mention that my presidential campaign was endorsed by both The New York Times and The Fishwrap. —Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich, Still Hoping Everybody Will Write His Name In On Election Day
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