SATURDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2016

Happy Crappy Sweetest Day, Everybody!

And Hurley the Historian says everybody should’ve remembered because it’s always celebrated on the third Saturday in October. Our Quote for Today Committee says we should’ve remembered Ogden Nash’s “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” Boss’ Day, on the other hand will be on Monday. That non-religious holiday will be celebrated on October 17. Alternate Life-style Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say it would be great if Sweetest Day and Boss’ Day fell on the same day, especially if your boss is gay?

Also, there are only 24 more attack-advertising days until the 2016 Elections on November 8 along with 97 more Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

And thankfully, the final 2016 Presidential Debate is scheduled on October 19 in Las Vegas, Nevada, and we can only hope what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 

More Crappy Sweetest Day E-Cards

This Is Your Official Crappy Sweetest Day E-dition. Any Other Crappy Sweetest Day E-dition You Might See Anywhere Else Would Surely Be A Fake.