TODAY IS
FRIDAY, APRIL 19, 2018
Trump’s 819th Day In Office

Happy Good Friday, Everybody!

      This afternoon at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane told his Political Parishioners instead of telling everybody they meet to “have a good day” like they do on every other day, maybe people could all get into the spirit of the season today by telling everybody to “Have a Good Friday.” 

And just to get everybody in an Eastery mood, we could all join the guys from Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” singing “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.”