Daily Archives: April 3, 2019

Special “Liberal Propaganda Media” E-dition

SUNDAY, MARCH 10, 2019
Trump’s 779th Day In Office

At This Morning’s Meeting Of The Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders Were Asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane About The Way Members Of The Liberal Propaganda Media Can’t Stop Whining About The Offense To Their Ears Last Week At The MAGA Rally In Michigan When The Trumpster Said The D-RATS Were Defrauding The Public With Their “Ridiculous Bullshit.

“Actually, as any graduate of the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools can tell you, “Ridiculous Bullshit” is right there in the Declaration of Independence,” Kane added, because Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of “Ridiculous Bullshit.”

And even the Pledge of Allegiance says, “One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ for all.”

Do you remember when Patrick Henry said, “Give me ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ or give me a death?”

Nathan Hale said, “I regret that I have but one Life to give for ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

John Paul Jones said, “I have not yet begun my ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

George Washington said, “I cannot tell a lie. It was only ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ that made me cut down the cherry tree.”

Samuel Adams said, “Someday they’ll name a beer after me, and when they do, It’ll be ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’ “

Daniel Webster said, “One country, one constitution, one destiny, and hours of ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

At Gettysburg, Abraham Lincoln said, “The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget our ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

William Tecumseh Sherman said, “War is hell– without ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

George Armstrong Custer said, “Where in the hell did all that ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ come from?”

Woodrow Wilson said, “The world must be made safe for ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

Will Rogers said, “I never met ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ I didn’t like.”

General George S. Patton said, “No bastard ever won a war dying for his ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’ He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

FDR said, “We have nothing to fear but ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ itself.”

Douglas McArthur said, “I shall return– for ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

Harry Truman said, “The ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ stops here.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “I think that people want ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.”

Albert Einstein said, “”The hardest thing in the world to understand is ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

Sigmund Freud said, “Most of men’s problems can be traced to their subconscious feelings about ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

John Kennedy said, “Ask not what you can do for your ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

Neil Armstrong said, “A small step for man, one giant step for ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

Barry Goldwater said, “Extremism in the defense of ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ is no virtue.”

Vince Lombardi said, “‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ isn’t everything.”

Ronald Reagan said, “My fellow Americans. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve signed legislation outlawing ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ in Russia. The bombing starts in five minutes.”

John Wayne said, “Sure Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have your dinner ready when you get home along with a big helping of ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ for dessert.”

Rev. Martin Luther King said, “I had a dream about ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

Bill Clinton lied when he said “I did not have ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ with that woman, Ms Lewinsky.”

Charlton Heston said, “Let my ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ go.”

At every patriotic rally, Lee Greenwood always sings, “God Bless ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

George W. Bush said, “‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ Accomplished.”

Not to be outdone, Obama now still insists that only “Mean-Spirited Republicans would ever support ‘Ridiculous Bullshit.’”

And Donald Trump says, “We’re making ‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ Great Again.”