Daily Archives: April 8, 2019

Another “Monday’s Message” E-dition

TODAY IS
MONDAY, APRIL 08, 2019
Trump’s 808th Day In Office

 If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday’s Message” Might Look Something Like This: — HERE’S MORE REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

TONIGHT’S 2020 D-RAT CANDIDATE UPDATES

Trump Vows Extensive Search To Find New DHS Director With Ideal Personality Disorders

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE 

Trump Appoints Old Pal Kevin McCallister As New DHS Secretary

TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE 

Chiquita Khrushchev: ‘We will bury you!’

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE RING OF AL SHARPTON, THE COUNTRY’S BIGGEST RACE-BAITER

 TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE 

— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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CNN Libel Trial Bombshell: Smirking Student in Viral Covington High Video was Actually Ben Shapiro

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE IRONIC TIMES, CLICK HERE

Celebrities Urge Women: Delay Reporting Sex Crimes

Trump Trolls Omar TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HEREOhio’s Delusional Ex-Governor John Kasich’s 2020 Campaign

Calling Dr. Diaz

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Seventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 808 And There Are Now Only 574 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.