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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP THANKSGIVING DAY STORY —
Trump Mentions “God” Nine Times And “Prayer” Twice In His Thanksgiving Message
In Contrast, In Last Year’s Thanksgiving Message, Obama Mentioned “God” Only Once And Never Once Mentioned “Prayer.”
Thanking God For Why We Are Really Thankful Today
— Tonight’s Top Three Sight-And-Sound Bites —
Libtards Upset By Thanksgiving
Politically Correct Thanksgiving Pageant
Rush Limbaugh Tells The True Story Of Thanksgiving
Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Thanksgiving Toons
— TONIGHT’S NEW BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Update —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Thanksgiving 2017
From my family to yours – Happy Thanksgiving!
A traditional Van Neuter Thanksgiving
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Thanksgiving With A Space Alien
Last Thursday a flying saucer landed in my backyard. A friendly, if slightly disoriented alien pilot told me he needed a drink. I had just what he wanted, since this was Thanksgiving and all. I was glad to have company so I wouldn’t have to eat my famous fat-free vegetarian imitation turkey all alone. His name was Ollie and he came to Earth looking for an honest, self-reliant, optimistic, and technically inclined nation that could benefit from a contact with his more advanced civilization. “Whoa, whoa!” I raised my finger. “To call yourself advanced you must take at least three diversity training classes. What planet are you from, really?” (MORE)
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LANSING, MI—Deluded into thinking the gathering was the goddamn picture of idyllic American life, local mother Donna Lerner, who apparently believes she’s in a Norman fucking Rockwell painting, reportedly suggested Thursday that everyone say what they are grateful for. “Now, let’s all go around the…Continue Reading
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 309. There Are Now Only 1,075 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
