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BIDEN’S BENCHMARKS 30 JUNE 2022

WHEN LAST WE REPORTED
IT WAS SUNDAY, JUNE 19, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* SAID RUNNING THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND WAS AS EASY AS FALLING OFF A BIKE
THE ANNUAL “WHISTLEBLOWER DEADBEAT DADS” E-DITION SAID “THERE SEEMED TO BE A FAMILY RESEMBLANCE…”

FACEBOOK FLASHBACKS THERE WERE SOME E-DITIONS ON THAT DAY’S DATE FACEBOOK PROBABLY FORGOT TO CENSOR

THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA FEATURED “WHAT THE JANUARY 6 COMMITTEE MIGHT HAVE BEEN” BY: VICTOR DAVIS HANSON

AND GANNETT ORDERED OUR LOCAL MORNING FISHWRAP TO ROLL BACK OP-EDS AFTER “REPELLING READERS” WITH BIASED ARTICLES

BUT TODAY IS
THURSDAY, JUNE 30, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-TWENTY- SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND OUR CONSERVATIVE CARTOONISTS FEATURE “IN THE LEFT’S UNHINGED WORLD, IT’S BETTER TO KILL BABIES THAN DRILL FOR OIL.”
TODAY’S POLITICAL POSERS CALL ATTENTION TO NEXT TERM’S SUPREME COURT LINE-UPBREAKING NEWS ON OUR “NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” E-DITION SAYSAND OUR ANDERSON APOCALYPSE REPORTS A Lawsuit Against The Forest Hills Schools District Was Filed Over The Conservative Board’s Ban On “Anti-Racism Teachings” Because They Wanted To Continue Their Racist Progressive Program.

ANTI-WOKE WARRIOR POLICY POSITIONS SUPPOSEDLY IN EFFECT SINCE JANUARY 6