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“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (10/27/2023)

TODAY IS
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-TENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICEAND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTY NEWS

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They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

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Pelosi’s Boy Toy is still waiting for an answer to his letter to Representative Ilhan Omar asking her to clarify her ambiguous and possibly concerning statement “We should kill all the Jews.”

“It’s rather unclear what you meant by ‘Kill the Jews’, Rep. Omar, and we’d appreciate some clarification, “Ohio’s First District Jewish Congressman wrote in a letter to the congresswoman. “We look forward to hearing from your unique perspective as a woman of color and are excited to hear what it is you meant. We know you don’t always know how to use words good like we do, so sometimes that can be tough for an oppressed immigrant like yourself. We deeply appreciate any clarification you can offer.”

Other members of “The Squad” immediately jumped to Omar’s defense, saying her “freedom of speech” was being trampled upon for even asking for clarification on her “Kill the Jews” statement.

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THE ONIONBABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINTON POST  REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 373 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.