SUNDAY, MAY 31, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-FIRST-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
How Disney Comes Up With New Movie Ideas
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs.
They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it
A guy we’ll call “TRANS-TAMER Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if PELOSI’S BOY TOY would be flying the Gay Flag during Cincinnati’s June’s Gay Pride Month at his inconveniently located office in Lebanon, Ohio.
“Just like when he was at Cincinnati City Hall,” Kane explained.
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Did you know that you might be gay and not even know it? It’s true! We’ve consulted with experts in psychology and sodomy to help you identify the telltale signs that you are a closet homosexual.
Consider these gay signs of homosexuality:
- You tried a Bud Light once: Scientific studies show consuming this beverage has the ability to turn you gay at the cellular level.
- You are a fan of the LA Dodgers: The gayest sports franchise in human history.
- You are attracted to people of the same gender: On some occasions, this could be a warning sign of gayness.
- Your wife shops at Target: Wives often bring the gay home and spread it to their husbands.
- You drive a Ford truck: You really don’t have to be that flamboyant, for goodness’ sake.
- Sometimes you have enjoyed country music: Oh–you didn’t hear? It’s gay now.
- As a young person you experimented with Disney movies: Should never have done that.
- You drink water: It already turned the frogs gay. You’re next.
- At any point in your life, you have consumed something made by a corporation: Just come out of the closet already!
- You clicked on this list to see if you were gay: If you’re reading this, we have some news for you.
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICA L PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 524 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.