FOR WHISTLEBLOWER NEWSWIRE PERSONS OF CONSEQUENCE ONLY (14 MARCH)

december-7-update

Why Hasn’t There Been A New Whistleblower E-dition For The Fourteenth Straight Day?

Maybe It’s Because Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Is Too Busy Warning Trump About The Ides Of March. 

Last Night There Hadn’t Been A New Whistleblower E-dition For The Thirteenth Straight Day?

And That Was Because Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Is Too Busy Celebrating Women’s History Month.

The Night Before, There Hadn’t Been A New Whistleblower E-dition For The Twelfth Straight Day.

And That Was Because Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Still Hasn’t Returned And The Staff Didn’t Know What Time It Was.

Tuesday, February 28 E-ditions

 “Tuesday’s Triumphs” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 

“Oval Office Decorum” (Putting Your Feet On The Furniture Should Be A No-No) 

“Is White Guilt Month Over Yet?” (Hey, Caucasians, aren’t you feeling guilty enough, yet?) 

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet) 

Monday, February 27 E-ditions

“Monday Message” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom) 

“State of DisUnion Prep” (We’re Just Trying To Figure Out What To Expect) 

“Waiting For White Pride Month” (You Probably Won’t Read About It In The Fishwrap!) 

“Filmdom Fiasco” (Liberalism’s Failures On Full Display) 

Sunday, February 26 E-ditions

“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!) 

“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues) 

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV) 

“It’s Almost Time For A New Month” (But Our Long National Nightmare Is Far From Over 

“Sunday Sermon”(Today We’re Praying For Pleasantness) 

Saturday, February 25 E-ditions

“The Week That Was” (It’s Over, Let It Go!)

“Patronage County Today” (The History of Griping) 

“Saturday Strategery” (Making Weekly Addresses Great Again) 

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) 

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)