Daily Archives: March 23, 2017

Special “Springtime For Sluts” E-dition

 Making Slut-Watching Great Again 

Yesterday on Swingers Beach in Florida, Ollie Ogler was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane whatever happened to those “Sluts in The Suburbs” The Blower had written about a couple of Swinging Spring Times ago, when that was the Number One Item On The Conservative Agenda. 

Kane recalled that time in 2015 when The Morning Fishwrap couldn’t find something else on the Liberal Agenda to promote, and Feckless Fishwrapper Richardson had written a really big story promoting A&E’s “Neighbors with Benefits” reality TV show that was scheduled to premier on March 22 starring Suburban Sluts in Warren County’s Hamilton Township who “swap partners and engage in extramarital relationships as they go about their regular lives as parents, professionals, soccer moms and little league coaches.” Rachel also said the show gave new meaning to the phrase “bedroom community.”

A&E said “Neighbors with Benefits” would be a wholesome family program about neighbors and friends who attended parties as married couples for the purpose of switching spouses and having sex.

Obviously, Our Feckless Fishwrappers Must’ve Agreed.

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