Special “Andersonian Apocalypse Update” E-dition

Trump’s 996th Day In Office

Angry Andersonian Corbly Clough says our part-time Biblical scholar observes that we have the seven signs of the Apocalypse:  the Antichrist, war, famine, plague, judgment, chaos, and silence or rebirth. 

The first four were represented by Jackson/Prebles,  Frooman, Smith, and Heis. 

Judgement comes on election day.  When the levy fails and two new inexperienced board members are elected, chaos ensues. 

There will be widespread wails of agony and shouts of anger.  Then quizzical silence as Forest Hills residents realize “WTF did we do?  We really f’d up, didn’t we?”

“Restore fiscal responsibility.”  How can anyone believe that?

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