SUNDAY, APRIL 23, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-TWENTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TODAY THERE ARE NOW ONLY NINE MORE DAYS TILL DUMBED-DOWN VOTERS’ DAY
FIXING OUR FIXES
With Dumbed-Down Voters Days only Ten Days Away, Political Insiders at yesterday’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that $6.9 Million Tax Hike Scam Dumbed-Down Voters are being asked to support on May 02.
“I think we need to fix our fixes,” Kane explained. “For years The Blower has been enlightening over-taxed payers about our “Three Quick Fixes” to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess.
- No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
- Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free, and
- Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!
Unfortunately, our highly acclaimed “Three Quick Fixes” don’t include “SCHOOL TAX HIKE SCAMS” and really stupid voters who don’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash Public Schools are already pissing away because of their previously dumbed-down votes.
…which of course includes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Second Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, then gave Obama a Third Term By A Real Lack Of Election Integrity For Joke Biden*, and get all of their information from our Fake News Liars in the Press, like the ones on Channels 5, 9, 12, 19, Spectrum, and don’t forget our Feckless Fishwrappers.
And most important, School Taxes should not be included with your mortgage payment and should be voted on at the same time over-taxed payers are writing those really big checks to the Disingenuous D-RAT County Treasurer, twice a year.
More Later From Our Angry Andersonian…
Whoever In Hell He Is