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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP STORY —
Black Friday: America’s WORST Holiday (Video Essay #1) | Mr. Davis
— Tonight’s Top Three Sight-And-Sound Bites —
YouTube Bashes Thanksgiving and Spreads the Leftist ‘Indigenous’ Lie
BLACK FRIDAY ZOMBIE SHOPPERS APOCALYPSE – 2017
Porn Stars Explain Net Neutrality
— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
— Today’s Top Trump Tweet —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
The Cincinnati Bengals Are A Great Example Of How The NFL Banks Billions Of Dollars On The Backs Of Over-Taxed Payers And Small Businesses (READ MORE HERE)
New York Giants Player Kneels For National Anthem During Thanksgiving Game
Everyone Should Stand For The National Anthem
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Planned Parenthood: Dealing With ‘Difficult People’
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Abortion giant Planned Parenthood has posted a guideline on dealing with ‘difficult’ family members and friends over the holidays:
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Thanksgiving Day To Be Repealed And Replaced?
Students at universities across the nation are marching in a movement to repeal Thanksgiving Day and replace it with an alternative called “Thinkguilty Day.” (MORE)
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Nation Repents Of Thanksgiving With Day Of Violent Pillaging
U.S.—Unable to fake contentment and thankfulness for one more second, citizens across the nation awoke Friday and immediately set out on a frenzied mission to violently pillage and strip bare all nearby retail locations, determined to acquire any discounted goods they desired, by any means necessary, numerous reports confirmed. Pillagers beat each other with various weapons and instruments, wrestled on the floor like animals, and even exchanged gunfire in some locations, all in the name of taking hold of material goods they desired. (MORE)
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The Reverend William Bradford rushes for 147 yards and a touchdown as the Pilgrims defeat the Native Americans
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