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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES —
Last week, The Blower reported how U.S. Basketball Players like to bash President Trump, but the ones arrested in China needed him bigly.
Today, LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill took turns reading prepared statements thanking President Trump for “helping us out,” after UCLA officials saw this tweet.
Coincidence? We Think Not.
There Are So Many New Allegations Of Sexual Abuse Against Roy Moore These Days
They’re Letting Anybody Join The #MeToo Movement These Days
But We’re Looking For Some Ladies Willing To Try The #MeThree
— Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites —
Steyn to Maxine Waters: ‘Tweeting Isn’t Grounds for Impeachment’
James Woods Says Kaepernick’s a Piece Of Shit, Boycotting the NFL | TMZ TV
Liz Wheeler: GQ Should’ve Named Colin Kaepernick Liar Of The Year!
Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters From Today’s Toons
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— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
White House Unveils Trump Portrait
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – The White House unveiled the official presidential portrait of Donald Trump today (below). After DemocRATS quickly condemned the portrait, President Trump responded by social media: “This is me signaling what I think about you and your party’s opinion of me. BTW, that includes McCain and the RINOs, too. #bitemeloserlibs.” Vice President Pence defended the portrait: “I’d expect nothing less.”
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Poll: Majority Of Evangelicals Would Support Satan If He Ran As Republican Candidate
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Five Things To Know About Roy Moore
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 301. There Are Now Only 1,083 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
