Special “Next Week In Philadelphia” E-dition


WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 2016       

The Republican Convention In Cleveland Isn’t Over Yet, And People Are Already Wondering About Next Week’s Schedule When All Those Disingenuous DemocRATS Meet In Philadelphia.

Monday, 25 July, 2016
5:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNNimage004

Tuesday, 26 July 2016
9:00 AM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACPimage005

10:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke”
Hillary Clintonimage006

2:00 PM
“How to have a successful career
without ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jacksonimage007

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army Deserter Bo Berghdal

 Wednesday, 27 July 2016
8:30 AM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosniaimage009

9:00 AM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosiimage010

9:30 AM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology
Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”image011

11:00 AM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as
“Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”image013

1:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williamsimage014

3:00 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Mooreimage015

5:00 PM
Personal Finance Seminar –
“Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hillary Clintonimage016

Thursday, 28 July 2016
9:00 AM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.image017

9:30 AM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.image018

10:00 AM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clintonimage019

11:00 AM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and
withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s
someone she got killed in Benghaziimage020

11:30 AM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthewsimage022

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