WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 2016
The Republican Convention In Cleveland Isn’t Over Yet, And People Are Already Wondering About Next Week’s Schedule When All Those Disingenuous DemocRATS Meet In Philadelphia.
Monday, 25 July, 2016
5:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
Tuesday, 26 July 2016
9:00 AM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP
10:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke”
Hillary Clinton
2:00 PM
“How to have a successful career
without ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army Deserter Bo Berghdal
Wednesday, 27 July 2016
8:30 AM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
9:00 AM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
9:30 AM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology
“Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
11:00 AM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as
“Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
1:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
3:00 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
5:00 PM
Personal Finance Seminar –
“Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hillary Clinton
Thursday, 28 July 2016
9:00 AM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
9:30 AM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
10:00 AM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:00 AM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and
withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s
someone she got killed in Benghazi
11:30 AM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews