“Andersonian Apocalypse Update”

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR JACKED UP FORREST GUMP SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY SIX MORE DAYS

With Hamilton County Property Taxes due in only six more days, Political Insiders at this morning’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what other problems we should be thinking about while The Forrest Gump School Board is begging Over-taxed Payers to support their egregious 6.9 Million Dollar Rabbit Levy to appear on the ballot in May 2023.

For Example, there’s all this news about local school administrators admitting to deceiving parents and teaching Critical Race Theory in classrooms.

Leftist Liars Say They’re Just Calling It “Something Else.”

What The Apocalypse Would Like To Know Is What They’re Calling It Here In The Forrest Gump School District.

Shouldn’t We The Over-Taxed Payers Make Sure It’s Not Happening Here?

You Don’t A Tax Levy To Do That!

Meanwhile, Overheard In Anderson GOP Circles: It Looks Like In 2025 We Will Need A Whole New Slate Of School Board Members Because Bob, Katie, And Sara Will Most Certainly Not Be Electable After Voting To Raise Our Taxes.

Good Luck Getting The GOP Endorsement.

And IS FORREST “GUMP” HEIS REALLY GEARING UP TO RUN FOR FORREST GUMP SCHOOL BOARD THIS YEAR?

The Word Is He Missed Seeing His Name In The Apocalypse.

Finally, Our Angry Andersonian Says He/They/Them/Us/It Can’t Wait To See What Doom And Gloom Scenarios The $chool Board Will Start Floating What Would Happen When Their Rabbit Levy Fails.

We Should Be Hearing Them Soon.