FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND AT LEAST REDS MANAGER DAVID BELL IS HANDLING HIS LOSING STREAK BETTER THAN BRYAN PRICE DIDAnd Some People Thought It Was Really A Big Fucking Deal!
This morning at the Conservative Agenda, Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to remind Political Insiders about that time five years ago this week when the PC Pussies at The Fishwrap just couldn’t stop blowing the whistle after former Cincinnati Reds Manager Bryan Price set a National League record for the number of times a major league manager used the word “fuck” during his expletive-laden rant against a deserving member of the news media like C. Trent Rosencrans. Here’s the coverage in the New York Daily News.
It seemed like our Feckless Fishwrappers had nothing better to do than count the exact number of 77 “F-Bombs” the Cincinnati Reds Manager dropped during his five-minute tirade. Whistleblower Research Bureau Chief Fearless Ferret says Bryan’s Blast actually lasted five minutes and 34 seconds, which means he only said “Fuck” a mere 14 times a minute, or about once every four seconds.
Andy Furball says Bob Huggins also used to curse a lot, too. Likewise, another Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend, Legendary Channel 9 Sports Reporter Dennis Janson says Lou Pinella also used colorful language. And how many times over the years have we heard Ken Broo say, “It’s outta here, it’s way the fuck outta here!”
But let’s face it, if you had to listen to Rosencrans’ fucking bullshit and look at Rosencrans’ fucking fat face for more than five minutes, you’d probably say “fuck” a lot, too. It’s all part of the “new normal” during the Devolution of America in the Age of Obama.
All of which is what supposedly passes for news coverage these days for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, which is why we always said the 2016 Elections might well have been the most important period in American History during The Blower’s non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media.
Now Here’s Our Video Report That More Or Less Puts It All into Perspective
More Expletive Laden Stuff Later