Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Beware The Ides Of Trump

Happy Ides of March, Everybody! Today all of you Backstabbers will finally get some of the recognition you deserve. Hurley the Historian says Wednesday will be the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body. That’s why The Blower warned Trump not to go near the Senate today.

“We’re really surprised Obama won The Blower’s 2017 Political Backstabber of the Year Award,” said all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their local “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channels 5, 9, 12, and 19.