MONDAY, MARCH 14, 2016
Happy Ides of March Eve, Everybody!
The big day will finally arrive tomorrow, and you Backstabbers will finally get some of the recognition you deserve. Hurley the Historian says today’s the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body.
All this week nominations have been flooding in for The Blower’s “2015 Backstabber of the Year Award.”
Obama doesn’t need a special award. Anybody who’s not a Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, realizes Obama’s been stabbing America in the back for years.
In Congress, it was too hard to choose just one backstabber, because Conservatives watching the total wussification of GOP House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Surrender Monkey Bitch McConnell, couldn’t decide who was worse.
Ohio TEA Party Patriots totally favor giving Ohio’s ObamaCare-Loving Governor Governor John Kasich and U.S. Senator Rob’ Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman the honor.
Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann was pleased as punch to again be Grand Marshal at the Backstabbers Day Parade on March 15, where he’ll lead Clowncilman Flynn Flam and the rest of the Streetcar Six along the route of the Trolley Folly, and Cincinnati Clown-cilgay Chris Squealback says the All Gay St. Patrick’s Day Parade Committee has even invited Degenerate DemocRATS on City Clowncil to march in their parade when the Homosexual Hibernians march this year.
All over Hamilton County, Conservatives wanted to nominate RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP for backstabbing Real Republicans for even longer than Obama’s been backstabbing America.
Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter nominated Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters for getting his grand jury to indict her on all those charges while she’s still frivolously appealing her six-month sentence from Judge Nadel on her previous conviction, and The Old Jaywalker says, “Just wait till next month when we find a way to indict her whiny black ass yet another time just for the fun of it.”
Judge Nadel and The Windbag are calling each other Backstabbers.
In Andrson, State Rep-tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman has somebody he’s like to nominate for “Backstabber of the Year.”
In Northern Kentucky, tonight at Mainstrasse bars, Backstabbers drink free, and for those on the “A” List, it’s Miss Vicki’s Ides of March Party. And don’t forget, all of you Bluegrass Backstabbers, this year, it’s BYOB (Bring Your Own Blades).
Also in NoKY, Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Won’t They Let Me Practice Law Again, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters nominated a lot of people for The Blower’s Backstabber of the Year Award, including Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders, The Whistleblower, Former American Bar Association President/ Now CVG Czar William T. Robinson III, the entire Bluegrass Bar Association, and Lovely Lisa Wells, who was getting paid by WLW Hate Radio for doing the program “Crazy Eric” was doing for free.
Finally, at yesterday’s bribe lunch with an elected official where Charles Foster Kane always sits with his back against the wall, our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher told the “bribor” he remembers every time somebody has ever tried to stab him in the back. “You’ve read The Blower,” Kane explained, “so you know what kind of records we must keep.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Backstabbing Bastards.
TODAY’S BEST “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD GOES TO
Liberal Apologist Editor Cindi Andrews, making ridiculous excuses on behalf of The Fishwrap’s Idiotorial Board (Publisher Rick Green, Editor Peter Bhatia and Senior News Director Michael McCarter) who have endorsed Ohio Governor John Kasich on the Republican side as having the pedigree, experience, and vision needed in these perilous times. We would add Republican Senator Marco Rubio to that list, and even Senator Ted Cruz, despite being an obstructionist, at least has some experience and understanding of policy. But not Trump. Anyone but Trump!”
CELEBRATING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE
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Whistleblower Video of the Day
Republican vs. DemocRAT Women
(Sent in by Women’s History Month Faux Facebook Friend Rebecca Prem Groppe [86 Mutual Friends], a former Ben-Gal Cheerleader who was not represented by “Crazy Eric” Deters
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