SUNDAY, JULY 31, 2016
This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to pray for Political Passion, hoping Conservatives could “stay angry” for the next 100 days until the 2016 Presidential Election.

Nearly a year ago in our Special “Angry Versus Stupid” E-dition,  The Blower defined the 2016 Presidential Election: It would be the “Angry People” versus the “Stupid People.”

Two weeks ago in Cleveland, we saw those Angry, Frustrated, and Fed-up Americans at the Republican Convention.

Last week in Philadelphia, we saw people who were so Stupid, they didn’t realize how Stupid they really were.

The Lord must really like all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama and Hillary Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19. He made so many of them.

But how angry do Conservatives need to be for the next 100 days? Judge Jeanine looks pretty angry to us. Maybe she could show us the way.