Special “Another Wikileaks Shocker” E-dition

JULY 25 ANOTHER WIKILEAKS SHOCKER

MONDAY, JULY 25, 2016

And DemocRATS Want You To Believe “The Russians Did It”

image004This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how long The Blower has been telling everybody how Mendacious Members of The News Media have been aiding and abetting the Disingenuous DemocRATS.

 image008“At least 26 years,” Kane explained, because this year on April 1 in our Annual Mea Culpa E-dition, we said:

We hope our readers will somehow forgive us for so often saying during the past 26 years, “How else could you explain why voters, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching lying illegal ads and daily distortions on TV newscasts, twice chose to send to the White House, a draft-dodging, dope-smoking, wife-cheating, race-baiting, peace protesting perjurer who’d surely drag the nation down to the moral equivalent of Arkansas or the Jerry Springer Show? Maybe that’s why all you draft-dodgers, dope-smokers, wife-cheaters, race-baiters, and peace protesting perjurers now have a culture you truly deserve.”

There we were talking about the “daily distortions on TV newscasts.”

image008Several times each week we publish our Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memos,” showing where Kneepad Liberals At Our Local TV Stations Get Their Liberal Bias National News Stories. 

image008And sometimes we even refer to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama and Hillary Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19,

image008Last month when we updated The Blower’s Stylebook,” we said Feckless Fishwrappers like Jeremy Fugleberg, Chrissie Thompson, and Sharon Coolidge, should now be designated Jeremy Fugleberg (D., Fishwrap), Chrissie Thompson (D., Fishwrap), and Sharon Coolidge (D., Fishwrap), with the proper political party affiliation after their names.” Everybody knows 93% of reporters are DemocRATS.

image008And then today one of those Wikileaks DNC E-Mails showed us how CNN’s Jake Tapper is being controlled controlled by the Disingenuous DemocRATS. 

“One of these days we might even want to publish another ‘I Told You So’ E-dition,’ ” Kane concluded, “because it sure looks like we’ve been right about Liberal Media Bias for a very long time.”image003 image005