Special “Weekend Wisdom” E-dition

WEEKEND WISDOM

SUNDAY, JULY 17, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK wasNo Nudes in Northside (But Plenty of Other Perverts!)image004

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was “Nude Watchers in NoKY” (They say, “Voyeurs Make Better Lovers!”)image005

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was “National Nude Day In America” (But It’s Still OK If You Carry A Towel To Sit On)image006

How Many Of Our Readers Could’ve Predicted This?image003

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:image008 image009 image010

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.image003

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump responded to the killing of more police officers in Louisiana on Sunday by renewing his call for greater leadership and “law and order.” “We grieve for the officers killed in Baton Rouge today. How many law enforcement and people have to die because of a lack of leadership in our country?” Trump, the party’s presumptive presidential nominee posted on Facebook. “We demand law and order.”image011

Another tweet from Trump, sent an hour later, went on to say that America was “divided and out of control”:image012

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO RESPOND RAPIDLY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY 

image013The Blower believes the next 114 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Radical Islamic Terrorists Bastards.image003

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

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Radical Islamic Terrorist Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Radical Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 177 Islamic attacks in 30 countries, in which 1,634 people were killed and 2,193 injured.image017

Nice was only one of the 177 Radical Islamic Attacksimage014

Now let’s look at the rest of last week’s Radical Islamic Attacksimage015

 And Obama claims we’re winning? Good Grief!image003Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Katie Hopkins at Mail Online says, “Do you think ISIS gives two pins for your pathetic hashtags, prayers and candles? Stop waiting to be slaughtered and demand our leaders DO something!”image019

image036Like every other terror incident, the deadly Nice truck attack has divided politicians and world leaders in their reactions. Some, like US president Barack Obama, praised French values of openness and tolerance, while others blamed them, declaring war on fundamentalism. Polish Interior Minister Mariusz Blaszczak spoke out against “multiculturalism and political correctness” in Europe, noting that these ideas are what caused the horrific Bastille Day terror attack in Nice, France. Blaszczak says that Federica Mogherini, European Union’s Foreign affairs commissioner, needs to stop organizing marches “which solve nothing” and instead focus on real policies to keep citizens safe. They organized marches, painted flowers on the pavement in rainbow colors. To me, this is a very clear reference to LGBT.” He said that political correctness should be rejected. “We don’t have such problems. We don’t have districts where law other than Polish law reigns. We don’t have no-go zones for police,” he told a Polish TV station. Poland’s population is 95% ethnically Polish (people who identify as only Polish), and overwhelmingly Catholic, and the current government opposes allowing migrants into the country.

 Błaszczak’s comments were echoed across the pond by the US right. Newt Gingrich, former House speaker who was until recently seen as a contender for Donald Trump’s running mate, said that western civilization is “at war.” “We should frankly test every person here who is of a Muslim background and if they believe in Sharia they should be deported,” Gingrich told Fox News. “Sharia is incompatible with western civilization. Modern Muslims who have given up Sharia, glad to have them as citizens. Perfectly happy to have them next door,” he said.

 image020That’s because in America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longerimage003

Obama’s White House and Black Lies Matter

Even after days of violence and heightened racial tensions in the U.S., Obama’s White House rejected an online petition asking the federal government to formally label the Black Lives Matter movement as a “terror group.”image021

 “Terrorism is defined as ‘the use of violence and intimidation in pursuit of political aims,'” read the “We The People” petition, created July 6 on the White House website. “This definition is the same definition used to declare ISIS and other groups, as terrorist organizations.” Black Lives Matter, the petition said, “earned this title due to its actions in Ferguson, Baltimore, and even at a Bernie Sanders rally, as well as all over the United States and Canada.” It asked the Pentagon to recognize the group as such “on the grounds of principle, integrity, morality, and safety.” Because the online document received at least 100,000 signatures — at the time of this reporting, it had garnered over 141,000 names — the White House was automatically prompted to respond, and to no one’s surprise, they rejected the petition.image022image003The Feck Stops Here

image024In a somewhat related item, our Feckless Fishwrappers didn’t seem to mind when Cincinnati Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley made sure to include a Black Lies Matter Terrorist to take part in that politically correct “feel-good panel discussion” on police-community relations our Obama Supporters at the Fishwrap arranged on Thursday night at the New Prospect Baptist Church in Roselawn. 

In his initial comments, did Cranley really announce plans to reconvene the parties responsible for putting together the 2002 Collaborative Agreement, which ushered in broad reforms in how Cincinnati’s department polices the city and black community? The Blower wonders if Cranley would seriously be inviting Black Lies Matter “activists” to be part of such an important group, or is he just following Obama’s and Hillary’s lead by pandering to people who are “loud.” 

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers will continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

 Please note our new “Obama Fishwrap Logo.” We think it’s so much more Politically Incorrect.image026image003image008