FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-THIRD-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
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Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we’ve compiled their top reasons for doing so!
- They’re dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no longer alive!
- They’re Drag Queens worried about losing their God-given right to dance in underwear in front of kids: It’s in The Constitution.
- Because Bono said that’s what good people do: Listening to U2 was their first mistake.
- Still holding out for one of those free Obama phones: An iPhone 6! NICE!
- To convince others that they aren’t Christian Nationalists: They’re one of the “good” Christians.
- They live in Chicago and a stray bullet punched right through the “D” side of the ballot: It happens far too often.
- Their covid booster made them do it:Once the signal gets sent out, they have no other choice.
- They think elections are like golf and the lowest score wins: Elections are not, in fact, like golf where the lowest amount wins.
- Their mail-in ballot was already filled out in permanent marker: Now that’s strange! Mail-in voting is the most secure kind of voting!
- Government spending and taxes make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside: As if we know how to spend our own money. The government knows best!
Now we didn’t say these are good reasons, but now you know the top reasons why Democrats manage to still get votes.
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NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. 
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
AND HERE ARE THREE OTHER RALLIES TO WATCH BESIDES TRUMP’S FINAL RALLY FOR OHIO FIRST DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN STEVE CHABOTHEAD IN ANDERSON TOWNSHIP
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the FOUR DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
