THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TUESDAY PROVED THAT THE 2020 ELECTION WAS STOLENHere’s Why We’re Still Staying Around
The Whistleblower Newswire came out of retirement thirty years ago on the day after Election Day in 1992 following our decision to suspend publication a year earlier.
Hurley the Historian says we had to return. November 5, 1991 Edition # 75 of the original Whistleblower print edition was supposed to be our final edition. But after witnessing an endless barrage of biased reporting and the unmitigated mess the news media made of Campaign ’92, the results of that year’s elections were not all that surprising.
Voters in ’92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom The Blower predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas.
America got a leader it truly deserved— more arrogant than JFK, fewer scruples than LBJ, and rivaling the Carter-Mondale administration for sheer stupidity.
Fast forward to the Media’s Obama-nation of 2016: We thought it was the most dishonest, relentlessly one-sided campaign of bias and distortion by the mainstream media in American history. We thought we’d witnessed the “Death of Objective Journalism in America,” but unfortunately, in 2020 Leftist Activists in the Press were still too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest to bring you the truth. The Media was shown up for what they were in 2020, thanks to Still Our President Donald Trump!
The Blower is still waiting for Election Integrity Activists in the states to follow through on their efforts to expose D-RAT Voter Fraud across the county. .
Not that all those Dumbed-Down, Vote-Cheating, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden* and get all of their information from our Leftist Liars in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, 19, Spectrum and lest we not forget Your Morning Fishwrap, really give a big rat’s ass.
Back in ’92, The Blower only planned to stay around for a short time. But today, even after 10,593 straight days of penetrating reporting, scathing commentary, and shining the light of truth on liars and deceivers, our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press (especially the Idiotorial Board of Feckless Fishwrap who still hasn’t updated their 2016 Endorsement of “Crooked Hillary”) still don’t get it. Their coverage of Indecision 2020 became even more lazy, stupid, and dishonest. “Media Watchdogs, indeed!” They were full-fledged members of the now totally discredited Collusion and Corruption Conspiracy.
Today the U.S. Debt Clock is more than nearly $31 trillion, and Congress better start thinking about trying to correct the unholy mess unholy mess Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden* and his Radical Leftist Supporters in the Press have made of the country during the past 659 days Trump has been out of office while Members of the Conservative Agenda continue daily updating the Election Integrity Efforts in the state legislatures.
Voting had become a tad more difficult this year for Real Republicans in Anderson after the Legislature in Columbus changed Chabot’s District and pushed the Queen City Blue Stupidity And Corruption all the way to the Clermont County Border. No wonder Bird Colonel/ Podiatrist Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup only got a paltry 74.5 percent of the vote in Crimson Clermont County. In Florida, Governor DeSantis was crowing over his Landslide Victory of a mere 60%.
Flags in Anderson flew at half-staff all day Wednesday after the unthinkable happened in Anderson Township Tuesday night when long-time Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabot was not reelected like all those Red Wave signs said he should and our Good Friend Steve will now be replaced by a vile-and-disgusting Dishonest D-RAT who will soon be going to Washington to Create More Chaos.
We’ll probably be calling him something like “Pelosi’s Boy Toy,” although we’re not sure which Pelosi.
The Political Consultant who helped us give “Mean Jean” Schmidt her Official Whistleblower Nickname in 2006 wonders if she should now get a pass in The Blower.
Chairman Alex has completed his mission: The once all-powerful Hamilton County Republican Party has now been driven completely into the ground. Say Goodnight, Alex!
Will The Blower be gloating about the number of our predictions that came true? You bet! As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the tri-state, our readers have every right to expect nothing less.
As we see in other elections around the United States, last year’s rejection of wokeism in the Forest Hills School District resulted in a conservative takeover of the school board. Still, voters hereabouts casting their ballots have obviously not yet learned what those Loony Libertarians always say, that “a vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil,” and people who don’t stand for something will fall for anything, because no matter the outcome, you should never ever vote for a candidate you don’t really know or believe in, and you should never vote for a feel-good tax increase until you’ve figured how much it will cost you, on top of what you’re already paying.
Is it any wonder that Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reported in 2020 that after we had been subjected to the greatest political scandal in American History. Thanks in no small part to the Prostitutes in the Press
Left-wing lunatics always predict The Whistleblower will cease to exist after Election Day, and once again this year, that prophecy did not come true. Our Quote for Today Committee says according to Mark Twain, “Reports of our death have been greatly exaggerated,” and as Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda at Chick-Fil-A, now it looks as if we get to have to stick around for just a little while longer.
You have only yourselves to blame.
We’re going to do it until they get it right.
So perhaps it’s time once again for Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto (Let’s all say it together):
Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there.
Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there.
And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down. And that goes double for RINOs.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially lazy, stupid, and dishonest members of the news media. No wonder Trump called them the Enemy of the People.
WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
So God Made A Liberal…
Published on Feb 7, 2013 A Tribute to Paul Harvey, a parody of the Superbowl “God Made A Farmer” commercial.
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.