TODAY IS
MONDAY, MAY 02, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE BLOWER’S MLB BOYCOTT WON’T BE NEEDED IN CINCINNATI THIS YEAR AFTER THE REDS SET A FRANCHISE RECORD (3-19) FOR THE WORST START TO THE SEASON

Ever since publishing last year’s Annual Honesty Day E-dition on April 30, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane has been searching for an honest politician, promising to report on his efforts to find one.
That’s why today we remember that time Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception once depicted Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher as Diogenes, searching for Truth at Cincinnati City Hall many years ago. We all understand how fruitless that search turned out, and what a waste of time it would be, especially with the Ohio’s 2022 Primary Elections scheduled for tomorrow.