TODAY IS
PATRIOTS’ DAY TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THIS TIME YOU ACTUALLY GET TO GO TO THE MEETING

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were again asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he thought any of those other Abutted Anderson Over-taxed Payers on Burney, Sunray, and Wilshire living within 200 feet of that hideous Heist Property at 5763 Salem Road received a notice of that public meeting to be held by the Anderson Township Zoning Commission on Monday, April 24. 2022 in Anderson Center, 7850 Five Mile Road, Anderson Township, Ohio 45230 at 5:30 P.M.

Last year, at the “Virtual April Fool’s Day Hearing” during the COVID 19 Lockdown, the commission rubber-stamped approval to cut down all that beautiful green space (for which Anderson Township is so well known) for 17 outrageously expensive houses shoehorned onto 4.7 Acres everybody now knows had been owned by family members of the Forest Hills School Board.

This time, the developer is said to be wanting a “Major Adjustment” to their already approved Planned Unit Development Request. You’ll never believe what they’re asking.