TODAY IS
SUNDAY, MAY 17, 2020
Trump’s 1213 Day In Office
With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
THIS E-DITION HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 2016 ELECTIONS 
RESEARCH BY THE PRESIDENTIAL HISTORICAL SOCIETY BECAUSE 2016 & 2017 TRUMP CHRONICLEs WERE A POLITICAL PRECURSOR FOR TRUMP’S INEPT IMPEACHMENT IN 2019 AND THE BLOWER’S BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE IN 2020.
On This Day In 2016, The Blower Featured This “Northern Kentucky Protest Update” E-dition.
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Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says everybody’s wondering which group will have the most protesters this evening when Mrs. Bill Clinton shows up for that big Northern Kentucky Rally in Nathan “Cornbread” Smith’s front yard at 330 Iris Road in Fort Mitchell ahead of the all important Kentucky DemocRAT Primary Election on Tuesday.
Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ NoKY Trumpsters, Bernie Sanders’ Supporters, Paid Agitators from Black Lies Matter, Nathan’s Neighbors, Members of the Fort Mitchell Country Club, Unemployed Kentucky Coal Miners, Pro-Lifers, NRA Members, Bill Clinton’s Rape Victims, Cornbread’s Trailer Park Tenants, FBI Agents, and Loony Libertarian Jim Berns in drag have all said they’ll be there.
Still not known is whether the Clintons’ good friend $tan Che$ley would risk getting arrested by coming to Kentucky for a crappy fund-raiser, or if he’ll just send some more money.
Bluegrass Blasts
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo wonders if any of our Persons of Consequence noticed any similarity of the news coverage between Mrs. Bill Clinton’s scandal-plagued campaign rally at Nathan “Cornbread” Smith’s house in Fort Mitchell this afternoon and last year’s $2,700-per-person Legal Defense Fund-raiser in East Walnut Hills hosted by Jennie and Allan Berliant).
This afternoon, Channel 9 “Substantially True” News reported Slick Willie’s Enabler “pledged economic growth,” blah, blah blah. And today’s “Trump Word,” according to this morning’s Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo was “Loose Cannon.”
Last year, Channel 5 reported “She’s talking about an economic policy and a vision for the country getting us back on her feet again,” yada, yada, yada. Donald Trump was not the presumptive Republican Nominee at that point.
No mention of Mrs. Bill Clinton’s Scandals was made at either event, because coverage of both events was strictly according to the Disingenuous D-RAT Media Guide which all local stations follow.
