TODAY IS
SUNDAY, APRIL 26, 2020
ON TRUMP’S 1192nd DAY IN OFFICE
WITH STILL NONE OF OBAMA AND HIS POLITICAL PERPS IN THE SLAMMER
Today In 2016, The Blower Featured This “Veracity Scorecard,” Wondering Why Our Elected Officials Always Score So Low?
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RESEARCH BY THE PRESIDENTIAL HISTORICAL SOCIETY BECAUSE 2016 & 2017 TRUMP CHRONICLES WERE A POLITICAL PRECURSOR FOR TRUMP’S INEPT IMPEACHMENT IN 2019 AND THE BLOWER’S BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE IN 2020.
Today In 2016, The Blower Featured This “Veracity Scorecard,” Wondering Why Our Elected Officials Always Score So Low?
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Sorry we can’t find very many “Honest Government Officials” to interview for Tuesday’s “Honesty Day” Edition. —Whistleblower Researchers
It should be really easy to make jokes about President Trump at Saturday Night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, as long as we don’t have to tell the truth. —Late Night TV Comedians
That’s why we chose Will Rogers, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
That’s why I said “I never lie.” —Obama’s Former White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest, Who Has Not Yet Been Indicted
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If elected officials were honest, how else would we get all our free stuff? —All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19
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We really hope The Blower won’t be going overboard on all this “Honesty” business next Friday (May 3) on “Press Freedom Day.” —Kneepad Liberals in the Press
Please thank all of The Blower’s Persons of Consequence who signed my birthday card today. —Melania Trump
It’s hard to imagine, but some people still don’t think I’m a totally honest person. —Hillary Benghazi Clinton
I finally have to tell the truth. I got a “D” at Harvard in Environmental Studies. —Al Gore
You have to be really stupid to get a “D” in anything at Harvard. —The Harvard Faculty
Even I didn’t get a “D” in any class at Harvard. —Trey Grayson
And I didn’t get a “D” in any class at Yale. —Dubya
If even one of our elected officials actually tells the truth on “Honesty Day,” that would really be “historic.” —Hurley the Historian
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How ironic is it that only five years ago we were at the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C. arguing for a politician’s rights to lie their asses off during political campaigns? —COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney And His Hairless Henchman Curt Hartman
If the Supreme Court hadn’t declared 
Sodomy Rites the Law of the Land, it wouldn’t have been our fault. —The Totally Gay Biased Fishwrap
How “Honest” was the Ohio Republican Party when we used all that donor money to attack TEA Party Patriots and Real Republicans instead of Disingenuous DemocRATS we were supposed to defeat? —Disgraced Ex-Ohio Republican Party Boss Matt Borges
Please don’t ask all my Clermont County Cronies what they really think of my return to politics on “Honesty Day.”—“Mean Jean” Schmidt
How many lies do you think we had to 
tell when that committee from the Republican National Committee came to town to see how Cincinnati compared with the other five cities on the short list to host the 2016 Republican National Convention? —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
How honest were we that time at the Forrest Gump School Board Meeting when we emerged from executive hiding and attempted to cover our asses for hiring “Smiling Dallas” Jackson in the first place. —Board Members Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; and Former Board Members Julie Bissinger and Tony Hemmelgarn
How many lies do you think we’ve told during the past few years? —The Stupid Streetcar Six (Clown-cil Members Flynn Flam,” Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, and P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann
Does anybody remember how the Reds promised to go wire-to-wire in first place four years ago, just like we did like when we won it all in 1990? —Nasty Boys Norm Charlton, Rob Dibble and Randy Myers
Ever since our little $300 million “Racino” opened in Anderson Township, we’ve always given suckers an even break. —Belterra Bankrollers
Please don’t ask why we were urging people to vote “No” on the Northwest Schools Levy in 2015. —Republicans for Higher Taxes
It’s “Save the Rhino Day” too, but we have our own sort of celebration in mind. —RINO Hunters of America
How come The Blower forgot to mention that Tuesday is also “Hairstyle Appreciation Day,” which allows each of us to express his special individuality? —Steve Chabothead
If you think honest politicians are hard to find in Ohio, you should try looking for them in Kentucky. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Maybe we’d get more news coverage for our campaigns in Kentucky if we called The Fishwrap and told them we supported Sodomy Rites. —Bluegrass Candidates
Tell us about it. ——Candidates in Ohio Besides Our Delusional Governor John Kasich
An honest politician is somebody with no over-taxed payers’ money to toss around. —Northern Kentucky TEA Partiers
Every week during previous years, The Blower featured quite a few dishonest people who appeared in my “This Week in Kenton Circuit Court” newsletter. —Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
Everybody at my place always claims he’s honest. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
You can’t cheat an honest man. —W.C. Fields
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. —Groucho Marx
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. —Mark Twain
How come when you get to be a semi-famous author like me, you don’t automatically get your quotes in The Blower? —Rick “The BatBoy Robinson
I will be really surprised if The Blower can’t find a way to work my name into Tuesday’s “Honesty Day E-dition.” —Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Deters
Please don’t remind people that the IRS filed liens on my Indian Hill mansion totaled $10 million in unpaid federal income taxes for the years 2004, 2008, 2009, 2014 and 2015. —$tan Che$ley
We weren’t too happy with you either. —UC Board of Trustees
Count us in there too. —Ohio Supreme Court
Now that the Cincinnati Reds have been mathematically eliminated for 2019, please ask Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball what he thinks of our chances this year. —Florence Freedom Fans, Waiting for Opening Night on Thursday, May 9, presented by Lykins Energy Solutions, including our Opening Night Home Run Derby featuring Cincinnati baseball stars Wily Mo Pena and Felipe Lopez.
Some anchor-bimbos I’ve written about even wonder if “Honesty” prevents cheating on your spouse. —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel
If cleanliness is next to Godliness, then “Honesty” is next to impossible. —TV19’s Trish the Dish
Adulterous Anchorbabery used to be the most popular perk at our station. —TV5 News
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