TODAY IS
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 09, 2020
WAITING TO SEE IF DOOFUS D-RATS CAN SCREW UP NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY TOO
On Trump’s 1115th Day In Office

Now Here’s Our Commemorative Coverage Of The Trumpster’s First 100 Days
DAY 18*
That Date Was February 9, 2017
Why Childless Couples Rejoice
This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why he was looking so discouraged.

“While I was getting a coffee,” Kane explained, “I overheard seven young people (22-26 years old, 5 males, 2 female) who had protested President Trump’s Make America Great last weekend.”

Our Beloved Publisher told them he was doing research and asked if they would answer some questions. They said were cool with it, so he sat down and went for it.

Three had voted. Of the four who hadn’t, none was registered to vote.

None of them had researched, independently, either candidate.

All had voted for Hillary, but had preferred Bernie.

He asked “Why the DemocRAT Candidate? They answered things like: “More things are taken care of,” “It was time to have a woman President,” and “DemocRATS aren’t sexist or racist.”

Six of them live at home.

All are under their parents’ insurance.

Two have “real” jobs at minimum wage.

Three aren’t working, nor are they trying hard to find a job.

Their parents pay for everything in their lives or subsidize it.

Six get money from mom or dad every month.

Two have been on unemployment for 6+ months.

One is at NKU, doesn’t work, and parents pay for everything.

All seven said Trump is a racist/sexist. When Kane asked them to cite for proof, “That tape, man!” was the answer.

Kane asked guys: “Have you ever said anything like that when you’ve been hanging out with your buddies?” All five males said “Yes.”

Would you say it if you knew you were on tape?” All five answered “No.”

“What’s the difference?” he asked. “You’ve all said bad stuff like that. Does that mean you hate women and are a sexual predator?” Nothing. No answer.

None could tell Kane how our government works; they didn’t know how laws are passed, or how the House of Representatives and the Senate worked.

None could explain how a bill is passed.

Only one could tell me the difference between legal and illegal immigration. One of them said, “Legal immigration is when you immigrate legally.” Seriously!

None could explain the purpose of the Electoral College or how it works.

In 10 minutes, they felt they had explained everything. Nice kids … but so ignorant. I know some awesome, phenomenal young adults; but I’m afraid the majority are like these seven: too many “participation” trophies, too much coddling by parents and teachers.

In 1944, 18 year-olds stormed the beach at Normandy into almost-certain death.

In 2017, 18-year-olds claim they feel unsafe because words hurt their feelings.

Conservative Research Project Conclusion: Our country is in deep Shit!